We will wrap up our series on The Long List of Linda Lies with this final installment remind North Miami Beach voters to Just Say NO to Linda Joseph!
NUMBER 25:
As we reported in Here are eleven unedited minutes of Linda Joseph’s toxic word salad. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. ☣️, on October 8, 2026, the Washington Park Voter’s Council hosted a Meet & Greet for the candidates running in the November 3, 2026 North Miami Beach municipal election.
As you can imagine, every answer to every question that was posed to Linda Joseph was either a FLAT OUT LIE, or a gross exaggeration, which we debunked with actual receipts, as follows:
Linda claimed she had “25 glorious years of working in labor,” but the SEIU records showed she only worked there from 2018 to 2025 (but not 2024), or a total of seven years, not “25.”
Linda also said that she worked on a petition to “raise minimum wage [sic] in this state,” and that she “worked it with the union and that was by picking petitions from across the state,” which might be true.
However, she then said, “In 2016, I get a I get a call from the White House and from Joseph Robinette Biden said Florida got it right.”
We have since proved that this was a FLAT OUT LIE, which we will explain in a minute.
At the Meet & Greet when the moderator, who we suspected at the time and have since discovered is a comrade of Linda’s, noted that Linda Joseph is oh-so-busy and emphatically stated, “So NMB will be your priority!”
Not surprisingly, Linda already had a prepared response at the ready by saying, “Oh, absolutely.”
And then FLAT OUT LIED by saying, “I use my own money to run this campaign. Okay? I put my own money, my own time.”
According to the Campaign Treasurer’s Report that she filed with the City Clerk on October 9, 2026 for the filing period of 9/19/26 to 10/2/26, on the date of the Meet & Greet, Linda had raised a total of $41,700.00, of which $29,700.00 were her personal loans to the campaign. The remaining $12,000.00 came from a mix of small contributions from various individuals and businesses, including $5,000.00 in total from five companies related to Dezer Development.
Another day, another lie from the carpetbagging “candidate,” Linda Joseph.
But the one question that was on everyone’s mind was finally asked, and that was why she falsely claimed to be a North Miami Beach resident on May 16, 2023 and that she voted for mayor Michael “Contempt of Congress” Joseph when he was a commissioner, when she didn’t allegedly move to NMB until three years later on or about August 7, 2026.
She did not, of course, even remotely answer the question, but dug deep into her illiterate word salad reservoir by responding:
“So, that’s how long I’ve been involved in government in North Miami Beach. That’s terrifying. One, two, the reason I spoke that morning that day is because I was utterly upset and disgusted about what I saw was happening. I saw a duly elected mayor being persecuted and being taunted and being tortured, uh, uh, treated unfairly and he was duly elected by the community. And so that’s when I went to speak for him. And if I did say I voted for him that was error at my point.”
“But, but I was there to defend him and defend his seat and defend the seat of the mayor [except he wasn’t the mayor at the time] when he is elected. He needs to be respected and he needs to be treated with dignity.”
In other words, “I lied for the greater good!”
Also, it was “error at [her] point.”
Whatever that means.
And finally, two of the last three questions that Linda responded to were equally nonsensical and filled with lies.
She claimed that she was going to be transparent, yet she absolutely refuses to respond to all the lies she’s publicly told that we have exposed.
She promised to be fiscally responsible, yet she has been the defendant in multiple foreclosures, evictions, and non-payment of debt lawsuits, and she has even filed for bankruptcy.
But the one thing that Linda was perfectly honest about is that she intends to fully represent “unions” and not the residents.
NUMBER 26:
As we’ve mentioned a time or two, North Miami Beach carpetbagging “candidate” Linda Joseph’s entire persona was created by Artificial Intelligence.
Then again, she has no Actual Intelligence to rely on, so there’s that.
When VotersOpinion spotlighted in Deep Fake Linda Joseph is also a racist. Who knew? (Just kidding. We knew all along.), she thought it was a good idea to out stupid herself by posting on the social media platform Nextdoor (from which she has since been permanently banned for calling everyone a racist), the same exact photo that we’ve already proven was created by AI, with an adorable “challenge.”
Taking her up on the dare was so effortless it was like shooting fish in a barrel.
We simply uploaded the “new and improved” AI photo and to Google’s handy dandy SynthID Detector, and, lo and behold …
The results were exactly the same.
Needless to say, Linda thought she could get away with yet another lie, and once again, we exposed her for the fraud that she is.
The glaring stupidity of Linda Joseph, a/k/a Linda Joseph-Noel, cannot be overemphasized.
NUMBER 27:
As we mentioned in NUMBER 25 above, at the Washington Part Meet & Greet, Lyin’ Linda said, “In 2016, I get a I get a call from the White House and from Joseph Robinette Biden said Florida got it right.”
In the blog, 📢 BREAKING NEWS! LINDA JOSEPH CAUGHT IN ANOTHER LIE! 📢, we reported that we had made a public records request from the federal government for any and all correspondences and call logs between the White House and Linda Joseph in 2016.
As expected, we received an email from the Obama Library Archives, which attached a letter from the Barack Obama Presidential Library entitled “No responsive records located,” and informing us that “We have been unable to locate any records related to your topic.”
Even funnier, Linda Joseph posted a comment on that blog in a clumsy attempt to trip us up with a non-answer, to which we responded with factoids.
We had made a public records request to the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) for:
- Copies of any letters, emails, or written correspondence sent from the White House or the Executive Office of the President to Linda Joseph in 2020.
- White House call logs, phone records, meeting schedules, or internal staff memos tracking a phone call placed to Linda Joseph in 2020.
I was advised to redirect my request to the Joseph R. Biden Jr. Presidential Library since he was elected as president that year.
After some confusion over the year in question, I was then able to advise the Supervisory Archivist and Deputy Director that “Linda Joseph now claims that President-elect Biden called her in November of 2020 after Florida’s Amendment passed. That alleged call would have taken place shortly after the 2020 general election if it happened at all. Would you have those records, or do I need to make that request at another office?”
In his response to us, the Archivist wrote back and stated, “Biden Presidential records are governed by the Presidential Records Act, as amended and are not subject to FOIA requests until five years after the end of a presidential administration. Biden Presidential records will be subject to FOIA beginning on January 20, 2030.”
Since we won’t know for another four years whether or not Joe Biden actually called Linda in 2020, it’s a moot point right now.
However, this blogger is willing to wager that this was just another one of Linda Joseph’s many, many lies that she tells on a daily basis. Which brings us to …
NUMBER 28:
In Another day, another lie! North Miami Beach carpetbagging “candidate” Linda Joseph literally can’t stop lying!, we told you that Linda sent two documents to Commissioner Fortuna Smukler, claiming they were original essays she wrote in 1990 and 1998.
We investigated those essays and, as expected, they were ABSOLUTE FAKES!
If that weren’t bad enough, Linda claimed that one of those fake essays was her “Master’s thesis … on Washington Park.”
As we gleefully pointed out in the blog:
Of all the lies Linda has told, this one is truly special since none of Linda’s fictional biographies ever listed “Master’s Degree” as one of her many fake “accomplishments.”
She has contradicted herself by claiming on one bio that she has a Bachelor’s Degree from Barry University and on another that it’s from Florida Memorial University.
Frankly, we have a hard time believing she has a degree at all based on her complete lack of writing, spelling, and grammatical skills.
But there is absolutely no way any university would dish out a Master’s Degree to this illiterate bimbo.
Which brings us to …
NUMBER 29:
The day after we outed yet another one of Linda’s lies, she went on an unhinged email rampage, which we reported on October 17, 2026 in North Miami Beach carpetbagging “candidate” has truly gone off the deep end. And I can’t stop LMAO!.
Linda started out that lovely Saturday morning at 7:26 AM by sending an email to Fortuna Smukler and me, outraged that the Commissioner sent her fake documents to the “paid blogger.”
Linda actually believed that Fortuna did not have her “permission to share or publish” her fraudulent essays, and demanded that the Commissioner remove her “reports and published copies of [her] emails.
Of course, Linda was (and still is) too stupid to understand that any emails sent to a government server is a PUBLIC RECORD, and that her demand that Fortuna Smukler VIOLATE FLORIDA LAW by destroying said PUBLIC RECORDS, was a crime in and of itself.
In any event, the fact that Linda started an insane back and forth email chain that eventually added a dozen public officials and residents in its course, and took on a life of its own over the course of six hours, while attacking anyone who responded with accusations of racism, etc., and then telling them to leave her alone, was literally Comedy Gold!
If you’re in the mood for some gut-splitting laughter at the expense of a lying carpetbagger, we urge you to read that blog again for sheer entertainment.
NUMBER 30:
After plagiarizing and stealing the intellectual property belonging to the cities of North Miami and North Miami Beach, as well as State Representative Dotie Joseph, she decided it was a good idea to plagiarizing the Facebook ad of North Miami City Council candidate Carolina Matamoros.
To paraphrase President Obama’s catchy phrase, “Yes She Did!”
Which brings us to the final (for now) item on the Long List of Linda Lies …
NUMBER 31:
In Surprise surprise! We caught North Miami Beach carpetbagging “candidate” Linda Joseph in yet another lie. (Make that two lies!), we doubled down on debunking her lie that she served on the North Miami Beach General Employee’s Board “for years” by bringing actual receipts to the party in the form of Financial Disclosures that Linda herself filed with the Florida Commission on Ethics.
We then published, North Miami Beach carpetbagging “candidate” Linda Joseph’s fantasy adventures as “Pension Board Trustee” LOL!, we brought even more receipts in the form of actual Minutes of the ONLY THREE RETIREMENT BOARD MEETINGS that Linda attended in her entire life — August 12, 2025, November 4, 2025, and May 12, 2026.
It’s hard to believe that someone can spend 53 years lying her way through life and expecting no one to call her out on it.
Then again, we are not dealing with a normal person.
Literally.
Linda Joseph obviously needs professional help, but people like her never recognize their own mental issues and therefore, never get the help they desperately need.
Either way, we don’t give a crap, either.
The only thing we here at VotersOpinion care about is to make sure this lunatic never sits on the dais at North Miami Beach City Hall.
North Miami Beach residents deserve better.
ON NOVEMBER 3, 2026
PLEASE VOTE RESPONSIBLY!
Stephanie
