Spending more than six hours on a Saturday morning email sparring with the looniest “candidate” ever to run in North Miami Beach was not on this blogger’s bingo card today.  But I was having so much fun responding to her insane accusatory emails, I just couldn’t help myself.

In a chain of 46 back-and-forth emails, the carpetbagger decided to poke this bear by sending an email at 7:26 am to Commissioner Fortuna Smukler and myself.

You can read her entire insane email rant here >>> LINDA JOSEPH INSANE EMAIL RANT 10-17-26.

Of course, we couldn’t resist highlighting the best ones for a blog.

And by “best ones,” we mean Linda’s most racist and reality-challenged thoughts that are now PUBLIC RECORDS permanently stored in archives of the City of North Miami Beach’s server.

In case you were looking for some pure comedic entertainment today, you’re in the right place.

Pour yourself a drink, settle, in and enjoy!

I was minding my own business this morning and checking my email when I saw this adorable little message in my inbox:

Apparently, Linda was a tad miffed that Commissioner Smukler sent to me those two “essays” that we reported on yesterday, after we proved they were deep fakes.

Just like Linda herself.

Armed with a steaming hot mug of perfectly brewed, aromatic dark coffee, I rubbed my hands together in extreme delight as I prepared to respond to her stupidity by trying to educate her on the concept of PUBLIC RECORDS.

Yes, I know I was punching down.

But I was in just the right mood to send her this perfectly snarky email.

As expected, that sent Linda Joseph on an uncontrollable, foaming at the mouth rage, which I have to admit was a guilty pleasure to behold.

She immediately sent back an email to try walking back her insistence that the “essays” were original, while trying to chastise Commissioner Smukler for her “crime” of disseminating a PUBLIC RECORD, while threatening a lawsuit.

This blogger immediately cut and paste her own email and threw it back in her face to showcase her inherent stupidity. We responded:

After sending me and Fortuna an unsolicited, harassing email, and eliciting scathing responses from yours truly, Linda tried to play the victim by sending another email:

Of course, I had to remind her exactly who initiated this latest round of Insane Email Rants by Linda, and responded:

The real dramedy began when NMB resident (and fellow gadfly) Keith Myers joined in the fun and began a string of back and forth emails that are truly popcorn-worthy.

The best part is that Linda Joseph actually believes that calling every single person who disagrees with her a “racist” is a great “campaign” strategy.

Here is the hilarious email chain.

Watch how she responds by furiously dashing off email after email as she becomes increasingly unhinged.

Keith decided to egg Linda on even more by bringing Channel 10 star reporter, Glenna Milberg into the email chain.

 

And, of course, at that point I just had to weigh in.

When Linda wrote that she has a “right to run,” I just had to respond with …

After all, is there anyone out there who can take this woman seriously?

Nevertheless, she continued.

At this point, I had to chime in to remind this lunatic that she was the one who started digging the hole she was getting swallowed up into.

Meanwhile, Linda started a completely separate email chain, and decided to attack former Commissioner Barbara Kramer by provoking this insane email exchange:

To which Barbara Kramer responded:

Undeterred, Linda continued her racist rant.

There was a lot more back and forth between carpetbagger Linda Joseph and actual residents of North Miami Beach, all while she accused everyone of being “racist” for the audacity of having an opinion.

Linda then falsely accused Commissioner Smukler by telling her that she “put the police on the email chain” and “invoke[d] the media.”

I immediately responded, making sure that both Keith and I received proper credit for our own accomplishments.

Of course, Linda had to respond by clutching her Race Card pearls.

To which this blogger responded for the last time.

When Linda couldn’t get a rise out of me, she exploded with a string of accusations against “racist” North Miami Beach residents.

One thing is totally apparent …

NORTH MIAMI BEACH CARPETBAGGER “CANDIDATE” LINDA JOSEPH THINKS ALL OF YOU ARE RACIST!

If only this lunatic carpetbagger would just go back to her home in Biscayne Gardens and leave all the normal people alone all would be well in the city.

North Miami beach residents deserve better!

ON NOVEMBER 3, 2026

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Stephanie