Posted in North Miami Beach

NMB Election Results. Also, Linda Joseph is still a fraud.

The Miami-Dade County Supervisor of Elections posted the results throughout the county last night. But the only results we cared about were the three Commission races in North Miami Beach. While Commissioner Phyllis Smith won…

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Linda Joseph, the world’s most unserious “candidate.” We’re dying! 🤣🤣🤣

We interrupt our series, Recap: The Long List of Linda Lies, for a brief intermission, and for some comic relief, to give you a glimpse into the twisted psyche of North Miami Beach carpetbagging “candidate” Linda Joseph,…

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Recap: The Long List of Linda Lies (Part 1)

A liar, a racist, and a Jew-hater walked into a bar … And the bartender said, “Hey, Linda Joseph.  What are you having?” For anyone who has not already voted in the North Miami Beach…

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Jay Chernoff’s curious bromance with mayor Michael “Contempt of Congress” Joseph

We’re old enough to remember the North Miami Beach 2022 municipal election, when residents recruited Jay Chernoff to run against the abominable Paule Villard in the hopes of taking their city back from the criminals…

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The hypocrisy of Ariel Vasquez is on full display!

Like his slate mate, North Miami Beach carpetbagging “candidate” Linda Joseph, Ariel Vasquez has an affinity for social media. On October 20, 2026, he posted this campaign ad on the platform Nextdoor: As expected, his…

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Michael “Contempt of Congress” Joseph and his co-conspirators are up to their old tricks!

We’re old enough to remember that time when then-Commissioner Michael Joseph (three years before he was found In Contempt of Congress) decided to boycott Commission meetings for five months beginning December 20, 2022, with his…

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Posted in Davie North Miami Beach

Don’t NMB My Davie!

Ever since moving to the Town of Davie from North Miami Beach, I’ve been known to brag that my new hometown is literally PARADISE! Davie is nothing like the corrupt hell hole I left behind….

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Welcome to the brand spanking new North Miami Beach Gazette! 🗞️

In our previous column, we showcased our first ever Linda Joseph Comic Strip™. It was such a hit that it inspired our Team to come up with more cartoon gems starring our favorite North Miami…

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All you need to know about the North Miami Beach municipal election in November …

Any questions? ON NOVEMBER 3, 2026 PLEASE VOTE RESPONSIBLY! Stephanie

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North Miami Beach Commissioner Jay Chernoff’s re-election campaign is going about as well as can be expected. 😆

After giving all his former supporters the middle finger as a “Thank You” for dragging him across the proverbial finish line in the 2022 North Miami Beach municipal election, Jay Chernoff’s only successful act on…

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