We interrupt our series, Recap: The Long List of Linda Lies, for a brief intermission, and for some comic relief, to give you a glimpse into the twisted psyche of North Miami Beach carpetbagging “candidate” Linda Joseph, a/k/a Linda Joseph Noel.

Linda Joseph cosplays many roles in her self-created drama of a life.

Replete with costumes and props.

Having failed at her attempt to incorporate Biscayne Gardens for the purpose of securing a high-paying, taxpayer-funded position in what she hoped would become Miami-Dade County’s newest municipality, she set her sights on the first convenient nearby city she could find.

As preparation for her role as a “candidate,” she arranged a dress rehearsal performance at the North Miami Beach City Commission meeting on May 16, 2023, while lying about being a resident and voting for then-Commissioner/future-Contempt of Congress Mayor, Michael Joseph.

A year later on May 23, 2024, Linda Joseph used Artificial Intelligence to create a fake magazine cover to use as a movie poster, while she pretended to run for “Trustee.”

She still hadn’t quite decided on where or for what agency she would be “running” as “Trustee,” but in Linda World, facts are secondary to the plot.

And as we all know by now, facts are also quite inconvenient to this consummate liar.

As soon as Linda was ready to make her debut performance as a “candidate,” she shared on Facebook this ridiculous post:

On April Fool’s Day no less.

Well, we did warn you that Linda Joseph is the world’s most unserious “candidate.”

Anywhere.

Then again, Linda acts like the world is a fashion show, and running for office is just role-play.

Lest you think that Linda Joseph is anything but a paid performance artist, or that there is anything remotely genuine about her, we’re here to remind you who the real Linda Joseph is without AI enhancements.

Then again, she could have been auditioning for a role as a crack hoe, so there’s that.

Aaaand, we’re dead!

Stephanie