On October 27, 2026, North Miami Beach fraudulent “candidate” Linda Joseph must have woken up, swallowed an extra dose of crazy pills, and decided to walk into the Police Department and file a complaint against this blogger, Commissioner Fortuna Smukler, resident Bruce Lamberto, and former Commissioner Barbara Kramer.

As soon as I heard about Linda’s Big Adventure, I immediately sent an email to the City Manager, the Chief of Police, Fortuna Smukler, and Barbara Kramer, and included copies of an email chain that Linda Joseph initiated on October 17, 2026.  I also sent a second email with copies of a separate but related email chain that Linda also initiated on that same day.

I then made a public records request for the Police Report, which we received today.

The Narrative in the Report only serves to prove what we’ve been saying all along — that Linda Joseph is not only a pathological liar, but delusional beyond belief.

But more on that in just a moment.

First, some background.

As we reported in North Miami Beach carpetbagging “candidate” has truly gone off the deep end. And I can’t stop LMAO!, as well as our follow-up blog, NMB carpetbagging “candidate” Linda Joseph wasn’t done humiliating herself. And we have all of it documented. For posterity, of course! , the fraudulent “candidate” went off the charts crazy on a random Saturday morning and sent dozens of angry emails to me and Commissioner Fortuna Smukler.

It all started a couple of days earlier when we posted a blog about a PUBLIC RECORD consisting of two emails that Linda Joseph sent to Fortuna Smukler containing two “essays” allegedly composed by her in 1990 and 1998, respectively.

When we proved that both documents were, indeed, AI-created fakes, Linda Joseph must have lost every last connection to sanity that she may have ever had, however slim that connection was in the first place.

As we noted in those two blogs, spending more than six hours on a Saturday morning email sparring with the looniest “candidate” ever to run in North Miami Beach was not on my bingo card that day.  But I was having so much fun responding to her insane accusatory emails, I just couldn’t help myself.

In a chain of 46 back-and-forth emails, the carpetbagger decided to poke this bear by sending an email at 7:26 am to Commissioner Fortuna Smukler and myself.

You can read her entire first insane email rant here >>> LINDA JOSEPH INSANE EMAIL RANT 10-17-26, and her second one here >>> LINDA JOSEPH INSANE EMAIL RANT PART 2 10-17-26.

Of course, we couldn’t resist highlighting the best ones for blogs.

And by the “best ones,” we mean Linda’s most racist and reality-challenged thoughts that are now PUBLIC RECORDS permanently stored in the archives of the City of North Miami Beach’s server.

Even though Linda Joseph initiated an unsolicited, harassing email to Fortuna Smukler and myself, she then tried to play the victim by sending another email telling US to STOP HARASSING HER!

Yes, she is that delusional.

As the email chains grew, the list of added-on recipients grew even faster, until there were at least 15 entities witnessing the complete unraveling of Linda Joseph, including North Miami Beach city officials, and local reporters.

Linda even added the email addresses of her only “friends” in the whole wide world, the Florida AFL-CIO, and the ACLU of Florida, neither of which even bothered to respond or follow up on whatever “victimhood” she was attempting to claim.

The best part is that every single one of those 46 back-and-forth emails are now PUBLIC RECORDS for any member of the general public to read while giggling out loud.

Needless to say, a fun time was had by all.

Except Linda Joseph, of course.

I only wished I could have been a fly on the wall to watch Linda’s head explode as she furiously dashed off all those insane emails, while at the same time telling everyone to leave her alone.

What a nut job.

As for the loony Police Report that Linda filed, her fictitious Narrative is filled with utter nonsense.

As expected.

We underlined in red the four major lies that Linda told the Police Officer taking her report, which we will address here.

Her claim that Mrs. Smukler, Mrs. Kramer, and I “had been harassing her through repeated emails and phone calls” is a figment of Linda’s twisted imagination

For starters, both of the email chains described above were initiated by Linda Joseph herself, not by any of us.

Also, neither Fortuna, Barbara, nor myself have ever called her.  Not once, not ever!

While she complained that we “continued exchanging aggressive and insulting emails with her throughout Sunday” [it was actually on a Saturday, but whatever], she also conveniently left out the part about her own nasty responses or her constantly calling each and every one of us a RACIST!

As usual, of course.

Hilariously, Linda Joseph kept up the delusional insistence that she never gave “Commissioner Smukler permission to forward the email she had sent to her privately,” even though she sent the emails to Fortuna’s OFFICIAL PUBLIC EMAIL ADDRESS, which means it was not a “private” email, but a literal PUBLIC RECORD!

And finally, her FLAT OUT LIE that all of us “had been harassing her since January and that she had received over 100 emails during that time” is beyond ludicrous.

I cannot speak for Mr. Lamberto, but I know for an absolute fact that neither Barbara Kramer, Fortuna Smukler, nor I ever sent a single email to Linda Joseph “since January.”

In fact, the very first time I ever contacted Linda by email was on June 26, 2026 at 3:01 pm, and it was actually for the purpose of extending an apology for filing a “legally insufficient” complaint against her with the Florida Elections Commission.

I also know for a fact that Barbara Kramer had never contacted Linda Joseph, either by phone or by email prior to August 25, 2026 when the former Commissioner and current President of WakeUp NMB sent out email invitations to all of the candidates for a Meet & Greet, and asked them to “kindly RSVP by Friday, September 11th.”

As we reported in Linda Joseph is still afraid to answer questions. What is she really hiding?, she hilariously responded by saying she “must respectfully decline” the invitation to be “screened.”

Linda also took that opportunity to go into her usual attack mode by making ludicrously false accusations against anyone who dares to question her.

She also repeated her broken record mantra by malevolently accusing everyone associated with Barbara Kramer, including this blogger of course, of “attacking [her] and other Black Haitian women.”

Other than that one email invitation that was extended to all of the North Miami Beach candidates, Barbara Kramer never sent another email to Linda Joseph again!

Commissioner Smukler also advised me that the first email exchange she had with Linda Joseph was sometime in September when she responded to an invitation from Linda for a civic day at a school.

And finally, other than that hilarious Saturday in October when Linda Joseph initiated the 46 emails that were flying back and forth, there has never been even close to “over 100 emails” from either Barbara Kramer, Fortuna Smukler, or me.

Thus, Linda Joseph’s false accusation that we “had been harassing her since January and that she had received over 100 emails during that time” is just another one of her FLAT OUT LIES!

The bottom line is that we have proved, once again, that Linda Joseph is a pathological liar and a fraud.

If it weren’t for all the lies she tells on a daily basis, Linda Joseph would have absolutely nothing to say.

Which makes it so damn easy for these blogs to practically write themselves.

Furthermore, this is not the first time that Linda Joseph has filed complaints falsely accusing this blogger and others of hurting her feelings by exposing her lies.

We strongly suspect there will be more in the works.

After all, Linda’s only “defense” to all the truth bombs coming at her is her claim of perpetual “victimhood.”

Of course, Linda will never understand that she is only a victim of her narrow-minded, race-colored illusion of her delusional “reality.”

We would actually pity Linda Joseph if she weren’t such a nasty, vicious, racist, Jew-hating piece of subhuman garbage.

And those are her “positive” traits.

North Miami Beach residents deserve way better than a lunatic like Linda Joseph!

ON DECEMBER 1, 2026

PLEASE VOTE FOR DAYANARA TORRES

AND JAY CHERNOFF!

Stephanie