Another day, another lie by North Miami Beach carpetbagging “candidate” Linda Joseph.
And we are here to expose them all, one by one.
On August 4, 2026 Linda Joseph posted on her Facebook page a Channel 10 article about a woman accused of attacking a Jewish man at the Target store in North Miami Beach.
Aside from her AI-assisted mea culpa comment about how she was oh so “shocked and saddened” by the very same antisemitism that her “dear friend,” Darializa Avila Chevalia practices on a regular basis, Linda stupidly “corrected” South Florida’s highly respected veteran reporter, Rosh Lowe, by falsely claiming that this Target store was in North Miami and not in NMB!
We are not surprised that Linda Joseph had no idea that Target is in fact located in the City of North Miami Beach, nor are we surprised that she once again made a fool of herself in the comment section of her post when she viciously attacked former Commissioner Barbara Kramer.
We are not going to bore you with all of Linda’s insane barbs, lies, and false accusations against Mrs. Kramer (which you can read for yourself by clicking here), but one of her comments was so bizarre that we just had find out if there was any truth to it at all.
Let’s get this straight.
Linda actually wants the world to believe that her “education and professional career” [LOL] has led her to obtain “credentials and security clearances” to the Pentagon.
Obviously, Linda Joseph tells lies with such impunity that she actually believes no one will take the time to fact check her and publicly expose her lies.
Unfortunately for her, worm digging is our specialty.
On August 8, 2026, we made a public records request with the U.S. Department of War (formerly the Department of Defense) for “any and all visitor badge issuance logs, building access records, or security clearance visitor entry data associated with a person by the name of Linda Joseph, a/k/a Linda Noel, a/k/a Linda Joseph Noel.”
Today we received a response from the U.S. Department of War dated September 18, 2026, confirming what we already suspected.
If anyone out there is surprised that Linda Joseph made up such a overtly ridiculous lie, you are even more stupid than she is.
The only thing that surprises us is that anyone at all still believes a word that comes out of the mouth of this insanely pathological liar.
We cannot stress enough that Linda Joseph, a/k/a Linda Joseph Noel, is a toxic danger to the residents of North Miami Beach.
CAVEAT EMPTOR!
ON NOVEMBER 3, 2026
PLEASE VOTE RESPONSIBLY!
Stephanie
I have pointed out several times before that she is a nutter-butter who cannot tell the truth to save her life. It does not matter if it’s her name, her poor financial decisions, her security clearances, her background, or her education – you cannot trust anything she says.
North Miami Beach should have a new saying “If Linda ‘whatever the hell she claims her name is’ Joseph’s mouth is moving, she is either lying or chewing her cud.”
Keith, you forgot to add “and where she lives” when it comes to her telling the truth. One thing she may not be lying about is her career taking her to the white house. I think her house in Biscayne Gardens was white before it was painted about ten years ago so this may be the one time in her life she actually told the truth.
I saw this woman in action at the Special Election pole at the Golden Glades Library about 4 years ago when she was campaigning to create a new city in which she admitted, she would be a key staff member. She was seen walking elderly residents into the voting poll to assist them checking one box (Yes or No) on the one question ballot. The elections department was notified several times of Linda Joseph walking into the actual voting area and instructing residents. She was asked to leave several times. Now she’s running for a Commission seat in NMB??? How is that possible? She’s still living in the same house she was living in when she voted in the Biscayne Gardens Special Election. Someone needs to notify the elections department of this.
The fact that Fake Linda Joseph skipped the candidates forum at City Hall last monday says it all. This woman did not want to be confronted with any questions that she would have a hard time answering. Like “Where have you lived for the past 5 years?” or “What do you do to make a living?” or “What is your professsion?” Simple questions voters want to know about the Commission candidates running for office. Of course everyone knew she wouldn’t show up.
She makes Villard look good.
LOL! I don’t know about “good.” But Linda Joseph definitely makes Paul Villard look almost normal.