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North Miami Flush Fund

So, I’m sitting here wondering which bonehead elected official is going to pull the next Stupid Council Trick, when I opened an email from North Miami Councilman Scott Galvin.  I said, “Steph, wait no more…

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You might be a RACIST if…

One of the things my readers should know about me by now is how much I despise identity politics, a/k/a “Playing the Race Card.”  Despite the fact that our world is in Technicolor, there are…

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Miami-Dade County Commissioner Barbara Jordan vs. North Miami Beach

Dear Commissioners of Miami-Dade County, It has come to my attention that Commissioner Barbara Jordan has placed on the Agenda for this morning’s Commission meeting, an item entitled, “RESOLUTION URGING THE FLORIDA LEGISLATURE TO PASS…

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The Screwing of the Electorate Continues

NOTE:  Also published in French below for my Haitian readers. It’s finally coming to light that there are ballot brokers outside of Hialeah.  Those of us who vote in North Miami and North Miami Beach…

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The Phyllis Smith Comedy Hour

Every once in a while I have to do a fluff piece for comic relief.  There’s no better piece of fluff in North Miami Beach than our own councilwoman Phyllis “Bumble Bee” Smith.  With her…

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Ninja Robbers Caught!

It’s a bad day to be a Ninja in South Florida.  Since May of this year, two men dressed as Ninjas have been robbing convenience stores and gas stations in North Miami Beach and North…

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iPhones and iDiots

First a word about iPhones. Believe it or not, I had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the computer age.  In the last ten years I have gone from swearing I will never give…

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The Marie Antoinette of North Miami

Just when we were getting sick and tired of hearing about all the nonsense going on in North Miami Beach, the you-know-what hits the fan in North Miami. Again. You just knew it would just…

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Do the Right Thing

Some people find research boring.  Not me.  Call me crazy but I just love reading the Florida Statutes.  Our state has a regulation for just about EVERYTHING! For example, if you happen to have a…

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Speak No Evil

As if the State Department of the United States of America didn’t have enough things to do, its Chief Diversity Officer (yes, there really is such a position) is now in charge of what we…

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