Category: North Miami Beach
The Saga Continues…
In a brand new article hot off the Miami Herald’s presses, North Miami rejects measures aimed at absentee ballot fraud, the indisputably most corrupt mayor in all of Miami-Dade County, Andre Pierre categorically stated, “We…
North Miami’s Sidewalk-Gate
As I reported in North Miami Flush Fund, the city just paid over $99,000.00 to a company called IMECO, Inc. to clean three blocks of sidewalks. Yes. They did. Strange, but true. At its Regular…
The Party Crashers of NMB
Some people never learn that it’s not nice to show up uninvited. North Miami Beach councilman Frantz Pierre obviously was never taught that lesson. He thinks nothing of bringing his “entourage” to events and crashing…
Rare artifacts uncovered decades after Hurricane Frantz
February 28, 2036 MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fl. (FPI) – Archaeologists from the University of Miami have made a startling discovery in an area of Miami-Dade County once known as the City of North Miami Beach. Several…
North Miami Flush Fund
So, I’m sitting here wondering which bonehead elected official is going to pull the next Stupid Council Trick, when I opened an email from North Miami Councilman Scott Galvin. I said, “Steph, wait no more…
You might be a RACIST if…
One of the things my readers should know about me by now is how much I despise identity politics, a/k/a “Playing the Race Card.” Despite the fact that our world is in Technicolor, there are…
Miami-Dade County Commissioner Barbara Jordan vs. North Miami Beach
Dear Commissioners of Miami-Dade County, It has come to my attention that Commissioner Barbara Jordan has placed on the Agenda for this morning’s Commission meeting, an item entitled, “RESOLUTION URGING THE FLORIDA LEGISLATURE TO PASS…
The Screwing of the Electorate Continues
NOTE: Also published in French below for my Haitian readers. It’s finally coming to light that there are ballot brokers outside of Hialeah. Those of us who vote in North Miami and North Miami Beach…
The Phyllis Smith Comedy Hour
Every once in a while I have to do a fluff piece for comic relief. There’s no better piece of fluff in North Miami Beach than our own councilwoman Phyllis “Bumble Bee” Smith. With her…
Ninja Robbers Caught!
It’s a bad day to be a Ninja in South Florida. Since May of this year, two men dressed as Ninjas have been robbing convenience stores and gas stations in North Miami Beach and North…
