Tag: Hans Ottinot
The criminal acts of Paule Villard
When North Miami Beach Criminal Commissioner Paule Villard stupidly decided to ask a Judge to issue a restraining order against me on March 16, 2022, it was only the latest in a long line of…
Poking the Bear, Part III
It’s not difficult to outwit intellectually challenged people like Paule Villard. After all, stupid people don’t know they’re stupid. But you rarely get the opportunity to showcase their stupidity for an even wider audience than…
Poking the Bear, Part I
Sit back and relax, and prepare to be entertained by a tale so insane, it defies reality. We already know that Paule Villard is the most corrupt politician to ever occupy a seat on the…
More adventures of the unethical, unprofessional, and incompetent Hans Ottinot
The dazzlingly corrupt and incompetent North Miami Beach Interim City Attorney Hans Ottinot was practically orgasmic when he received a letter from the Florida Elections Commission dismissing the first of two Complaints I filed against…
The Racist World of Paule Villard
The terminally stupid North Miami Beach Criminal Commissioner Paule Villard doesn’t know much of anything at all. But, the one thing she’s absolutely sure of is that — YOU’RE a racist! The fact is that…
North Miami Beach Police Chief Richard Rand “resigns.” At gun point. (Figuratively speaking, of course.)
The North Miami Beach Firing Squad, led by Head Hooligan Duke Sorey and his Yapping Lapdog Gedel Merzius, finally “convinced” Police Chief Richard Rand to “resign.” Or else. You will recall that back in November,…
Race Card Paule and the dumbing down of the North Miami Beach City Commission
We’re old enough to remember when the City of North Miami Beach was run by intelligent people who understood their roles at City Hall, who governed responsibly, and who passed legislation for the benefit of…
Paging Kathy Rundle! North Miami Beach is a cesspool of corruption. Do something already!
Over Thanksgiving weekend, organized mobs of looters ransacked retail stores around the country from San Francisco to Los Angeles to two cities in Minnesota, places where police have been defunded, crime has been decriminalized, and…
Déjà vu: Duke Sorey’s Red Garden Sinkhole, NMB Style!
Remember when then-North Miami City Manager Arthur “Duke” Sorey blew $6,564,184.62 so he could host the mother of all Super Bowl parties? Good times! We’re referring to Duke’s infamous Red Garden Sinkhole, one of his…
The End Times in North Miami Beach
In just one 2-part Commission meeting, the evil triumvirate, City Manager Arthur “Duke” Sorey, Assistant City Manager Gedel Merzius, and Interim City Attorney Hans Ottinot, have annihilated Robert’s Rules, the City Charter, and the last…


