Posted in North Miami Beach

Phyllis Smith, shut up and sit down!

At a special meeting of the North Miami Beach city council called for the sole purpose of passing a single piece of time-critical legislation, Faux Councilwman Phyllis Smith deliberately inconvenienced everyone in the room by…

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Posted in Opa-locka

Opa-locka Mayor Myra Taylor gets no respect!

It’s bad enough that Opa-locka is thisclose  to losing its City Hall in foreclosure. Even worse, the county just took control of the city’s water department. But horror of horrors, the Governor’s appointed oversight board…

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Posted in North Miami Beach

Is Phyllis Smith lying again? Well, her lips ARE moving. So, yeah. She’s lying.

Last week North Miami Beach Faux Councilwoman Phyllis Smith wasted everyone’s valuable time at a specially called meeting … to complain that there are too many specially called meetings. Yeah, she’s that clueless. After she…

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Posted in North Miami Beach

And now, a quickie from the Shitz’n’Giggles file…

Just for the hell of it, I googled “Jason Bloch.” And something really funny popped up.

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Posted in North Miami Beach

Election results: Good news, bad news, awesome news!

My extremely unscientific and mostly arbitrary recommendations for yesterday’s election resulted in my successfully “predicting” eight out of thirteen races. I would have done my gloating last night except that I lost power at 8:00…

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Posted in Miami-Dade County National North Miami Beach

‘Twas the night before the Primaries, and all through the House (and Senate)…

In Florida, early voting ended yesterday.  Today, all the candidates were out in full force trying to convince anyone who hasn’t voted yet to come to the polls tomorrow on Election Day. The weather, however,…

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Phyllis Smith goes postal, Tony DeFillipo saves the day!

Who can resist making fun of North Miami Beach Faux Councilwoman Phyllis Smith’s foot-in-mouth disease?  I mean, seriously.  Phyllis is a one-woman parody of, well, herself. At a special meeting of the city council called…

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Posted in Miami-Dade County

Joe Geller’s Epic Fail

In response to Circuit Court Judge Jason Bloch’s lame attempt to kick his opponent off the ballot, it appears that Judge Jerald Bagley laughed him and his lawyer Joe Geller out of the courtroom. Now…

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Posted in Miami-Dade County

Jason Bloch and Joe Geller team up in transparent attempt to rig an election. (Who didn’t see this coming?)

Miami-Dade Circuit Court Judge Jason Bloch is so afraid of losing his cushy appointed-not-elected seat on the bench, he tried to have his opponent, Marcia Del Rey, eliminated from the race. Just a few weeks…

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Posted in North Miami Beach

North Miami: Adventures in Voting, Daphne Campbell Style!

Every time I think things couldn’t possibly get weirder in North Miami, something happens to prove me wrong. As everyone knows, we are right smack in the middle of a very heated campaign season.  Nowhere…

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