The Screwing of the Electorate Continues
NOTE: Also published in French below for my Haitian readers. It’s finally coming to light that there are ballot brokers outside of Hialeah. Those of us who vote in North Miami and North Miami Beach…
The Phyllis Smith Comedy Hour
Every once in a while I have to do a fluff piece for comic relief. There’s no better piece of fluff in North Miami Beach than our own councilwoman Phyllis “Bumble Bee” Smith. With her…
The Rocket Scientists of Miami-Dade County
In an incredibly stupid move, the Miami-Dade County Commission voted for something they actually think will “curtail voter fraud.” According to The Miami Herald, the Miami-Dade Commission votes to provide prepaid return postage for absentee…
Ninja Robbers Caught!
It’s a bad day to be a Ninja in South Florida. Since May of this year, two men dressed as Ninjas have been robbing convenience stores and gas stations in North Miami Beach and North…
iPhones and iDiots
First a word about iPhones. Believe it or not, I had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the computer age. In the last ten years I have gone from swearing I will never give…
The Marie Antoinette of North Miami
Just when we were getting sick and tired of hearing about all the nonsense going on in North Miami Beach, the you-know-what hits the fan in North Miami. Again. You just knew it would just…
Do the Right Thing
Some people find research boring. Not me. Call me crazy but I just love reading the Florida Statutes. Our state has a regulation for just about EVERYTHING! For example, if you happen to have a…
Speak No Evil
As if the State Department of the United States of America didn’t have enough things to do, its Chief Diversity Officer (yes, there really is such a position) is now in charge of what we…
BREAKING NEWS! Updated 8:05 p.m.
Update, August 30, 2012, 8:05 p.m.: Several reporters have contacted me and advised that the arrest will not take place tom0rrow. The suspect is still under criminal investigation and he has retained a defense attorney. …
The Attack of the Non-Profits (More Identity Politics)
One of the biggest scams going is that almost anyone can form a “non-profit corporation,” find a door to hang a sign on, and and then hold out one’s hand for “donations.” Here in North…
