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LMAO News Briefs

Felonious Myron Update! Speaking of criminals, North Miami Beach EX-Mayor/FELONY Defendant Myron Rosner’s trial was continued yet again. Thanks, Ben Kuehne! On January 9, 2015, despite the fact that his trial was supposed  to start…

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Breaking News: THE UNVARNISHED TRUTH!

In response to the outright lies and misinformation that NBC6 “reporter” Willard Shepard said about the North Miami Beach Police Department yesterday, Major Kathy Katerman issued two press releases today. The first release is a…

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Orange is the new blue (Updated 2X)

All of South Florida is abuzz with the same news that I received a little after 2:00 pm today in the form of a text, “She’s been found guilty.” The “she” is, of course, North…

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North Bay Village Wrap Up

While Dr. Smith Joseph won his bid for Mayor of North Miami without resorting to dirty campaigning, negative attack mailers helped North Bay Village incumbents stay in power after Tuesday’s election.  Candidates Jorge Brito and…

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The Crybaby of North Bay Village

Anyone who’s ever run for office knows that campaigns can be brutal.  Aside from enduring endless fundraisers, walking from door to door, keeping track of campaign finances and smiling through the pain, politicians had better…

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North Miami’s October Surprise?

What do the cities of Edmond, Oklahoma, St. Ignace, Michigan, Deerfield Beach, Florida, Dana Point, California, Vernon California, Huntsville, Alabama, Tucson, Arizona, Nitro, West Virginia, Schenectady, New York, Itta Bena, Mississippi, Ventnor, New Jersey, Gallatin,…

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BREAKING: Double drive-by shooting in North Miami Beach (UPDATED 3X)

This afternoon there was a double drive-by shooting in the vicinity of Northeast 4th Avenue and 170th Street.  Sources told me that the victims were air-lifted

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“Miami-Dade power couple?” Wait, WHAT? (Updated)

Speaking of the rodeo, in an explosive article just published in the Miami Herald, Miami-Dade power couple lowers (their own) taxes, raises eyebrows, reporter Patricia Sagastume exhibited killer investigative skills not seen around these here…

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Only in North Miami…

Even as the Miami Herald’s Fred Grimm was lamenting about the low voter turnout yesterday, he had to give North Miami credit for the lively crowd at the Sunkist Grove polling place.  He wrote: “Nadege…

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You want news?

Well, here’s news.  Just don’t shoot the messenger. Egypt tried to broker another cease-fire between Israel and Hamas.  Again.  Hamas shot rockets.  Israel walked. Hamas blames Israel.

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