Category: North Miami Beach
Glinda the Good Witch, starring Fabiola Santiago
Miami Herald columnist Fabiola Santiago has waved her magic wand. Lo and behold, all of North Miami’s MOCA problems are now solved. She is most definitely a Good Witch! In a miraculous stroke of wizardry,…
Frantzie Watch: Here Come the Carpetbaggers
On Tuesday, May 5, 2015, North Miami Beach voters will absolutely flood the polls to make sure their voices are heard at City Hall. Okay, turn off your alarm clock. You’re dreaming if you think…
So many Village Idiots, so little time.
Once I read the opening sentence of an article posted by the Miami New Times entitled, Biscayne Park’s Temp Top Cop Once Suspended for Boozing With Babes, I just knew this was a story I…
City of North Miami Police Memorial Ceremony April 29, 2014
I had the honor of attending this morning’s Police Memorial Ceremony at the North Miami Police Headquarters. Here are some of the highlights.
That’s MISTER Random Pixels to you!
CBS Miami’s MaryAnn Martinez reported a story in an article, Children Shocked While In Hialeah Pool, posted late last night. At minute 00:54 of the video she announced, “All three children were electrocuted.” Fortunately, despite…
The Revenge of the Grammar Nerds
I spent the better part of yesterday writing, rewriting, agonizing over, editing and rewriting again, a long dissertation about the recent North Miami Beach Sanitation Workshop regarding the outsourcing of the sanitation department. Then I…
Yes, Vanessa, there is no un-tweet button (Updated)
NBC Miami reporter assignment editor Vanessa Morales is proof positive that #journalismisdead. After a fatal crash on the MacArthur Causeway yesterday morning, she tweeted: Random Pixels just HAD to respond
We are SO not Sweetwater!
Nearly three years ago on May 28, 2011, Random Pixels published a column entitled, Sweetwater…still dirty after all these years. He followed that up on December 8, 2011 with Sweetwater…still dirty after all these years…
Darwin Awards: There’s a contender born every minute.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a brand new Darwin Award contender. According to an NBC Miami article just posted, Hollywood Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Buttocks, the contest for a 2014 winner is still wide…
Two loving cats need a good home. Please help! (Reposted from 9/1/13)
My name is Belen Leon, I really need help finding a loving home for my two cats, Thiago and Mango. I’ve had them for 5 years now and it breaks our hearts, but my mom…
