Posted in North Miami Beach

Chief Lenny: Incompetence on Parade

Despite the ceaseless praise by Team Burgess Head Cheerleader Michael Etienne, North Miami Police Chief Leonard Burgess has once again proven that his job is way above his pay grade. In June, Chief Lenny had…

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FDLE: Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

When I wrote that North Miami Beach EX-Mayor Myron Rosner’s felony trial had been continued for the sixteenth time, NMB resident and former council member David Templer tried to take matters into his own hands….

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Posted in North Miami Beach

Peter Cruz and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

Opa-locka Police Major Peter Cruz had to know his week was off to a bad start when, before the sun even rose on Monday morning, he crashed his city owned pickup into a fence along…

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“An assault on the very fabric of society.”

While despicable cops like Peter Cruz and Jodlyn Antoine, who don’t deserve to wear the badge, focus on their next drink or their next victim, the vast majority of law enforcement officers are focusing on…

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Chief Lenny: The (Spin) Doctor is In!

An interesting thing happened in North Miami yesterday. It was so interesting, in fact, I had an immediate flashback to April 12, 2011. That was the day that I finally busted North Miami Beach EX-Mayor…

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Hey, Chief Lenny. How are those Aventura crime stats working out for ya? (UPDATED)

WSVN 7News just reported that two twin 15-year old girls were shot early this morning in North Miami in the vicinity of northwest 122nd Street and 10th Avenue. The teenagers were transported to Jackson with…

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Posted in Miami Beach North Miami Beach

#DirtyPolitician Freebies

The Campaign Miami Beach commission candidate Mark Weithorn wants you to know that he cares about parking. In fact, he’s running on the campaign promise to solve all the parking problems in Miami Beach!

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Posted in Lauderdale Lakes North Miami Beach Opa-locka

Lauderdale Lakes: Land of gas stations, talky women and … Kelvin Baker?

Fresh from his resignation as City Manager of Opa-locka, Kelvin Baker has applied for a job in the equally dysfunctional City of Lauderdale Lakes. The tiny 3.64 square mile parcel (including its half square mile…

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Frantzie Watch: Enough is finally ENOUGH!

While no one has seen fit to Baker Act North Miami Beach Councilcritter Frantz Pierre just yet, you’ll be happy to know that he’s not getting away with his insane lies and false accusations against…

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Posted in Miami Beach North Miami Beach

#DirtyPolitician Mark Weithorn is at it again!

Things are heating up on the campaign trail in Miami Beach, and #DirtyPolitician Mark Weithorn is even more desperate to discredit the competition. He may try to deny it, but the money trail suggests that…

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