Category: North Miami Beach
The Phyllis Smith Sorry-Not-Sorry Apology Rant
At Tuesday night’s council meeting, North Miami Beach Fake Councilwoman Phyllis Smith faked an apology for the childish temper tantrum she pulled at the August 28, 2016 special meeting. You will recall that the Mayor…
Opa-locka’s Theater of the Absurd. Co-starring Myra Taylor and Kelvin Baker!
Once again, the news out of Opa-locka is making jaws drop as the bizarre details of political greed, stupidity and unbelievable sense of entitlement are being exposed. From the You Can’t Make This Up files…
Opa-locka: Oops, there goes another one!
It didn’t take long for Wilfredo A. Ferrer to convince former Opa-locka City Attorney David Chiverton to see things his way. Twelve days after the city’s Assistant Public Works Director Gregory Harris pleaded guilty to…
I was almost ready for some football, but nah. Then this happened.
Every summer for over forty years I eagerly looked forward to the start of football season. Football has always meant so much more to me than just the game my father taught me to love. …
SD 38, the “race” is on!
If you’re freaked out that Daphne Campbell won the Democratic primary for State Senate District 38, you’re not alone. I had my theories how she pulled this off, but until now I was leery about…
Phyllis Smith, shut up and sit down!
At a special meeting of the North Miami Beach city council called for the sole purpose of passing a single piece of time-critical legislation, Faux Councilwman Phyllis Smith deliberately inconvenienced everyone in the room by…
Is Phyllis Smith lying again? Well, her lips ARE moving. So, yeah. She’s lying.
Last week North Miami Beach Faux Councilwoman Phyllis Smith wasted everyone’s valuable time at a specially called meeting … to complain that there are too many specially called meetings. Yeah, she’s that clueless. After she…
And now, a quickie from the Shitz’n’Giggles file…
Just for the hell of it, I googled “Jason Bloch.” And something really funny popped up.
Election results: Good news, bad news, awesome news!
My extremely unscientific and mostly arbitrary recommendations for yesterday’s election resulted in my successfully “predicting” eight out of thirteen races. I would have done my gloating last night except that I lost power at 8:00…
‘Twas the night before the Primaries, and all through the House (and Senate)…
In Florida, early voting ended yesterday. Today, all the candidates were out in full force trying to convince anyone who hasn’t voted yet to come to the polls tomorrow on Election Day. The weather, however,…


