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I was almost ready for some football, but nah. Then this happened.

Every summer for over forty years I eagerly looked forward to the start of football season.  Football has always meant so much more to me than just the game my father taught me to love. …

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SD 38, the “race” is on!

If you’re freaked out that Daphne Campbell won the Democratic primary for State Senate District 38, you’re not alone.  I had my theories how she pulled this off, but until now I was leery about…

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Phyllis Smith, shut up and sit down!

At a special meeting of the North Miami Beach city council called for the sole purpose of passing a single piece of time-critical legislation, Faux Councilwman Phyllis Smith deliberately inconvenienced everyone in the room by…

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Is Phyllis Smith lying again? Well, her lips ARE moving. So, yeah. She’s lying.

Last week North Miami Beach Faux Councilwoman Phyllis Smith wasted everyone’s valuable time at a specially called meeting … to complain that there are too many specially called meetings. Yeah, she’s that clueless. After she…

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And now, a quickie from the Shitz’n’Giggles file…

Just for the hell of it, I googled “Jason Bloch.” And something really funny popped up.

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Election results: Good news, bad news, awesome news!

My extremely unscientific and mostly arbitrary recommendations for yesterday’s election resulted in my successfully “predicting” eight out of thirteen races. I would have done my gloating last night except that I lost power at 8:00…

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‘Twas the night before the Primaries, and all through the House (and Senate)…

In Florida, early voting ended yesterday.  Today, all the candidates were out in full force trying to convince anyone who hasn’t voted yet to come to the polls tomorrow on Election Day. The weather, however,…

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North Miami: Adventures in Voting, Daphne Campbell Style!

Every time I think things couldn’t possibly get weirder in North Miami, something happens to prove me wrong. As everyone knows, we are right smack in the middle of a very heated campaign season.  Nowhere…

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Michael Góngora, #DirtyPolitician and Hypocrite of the Year!

Does anyone remember a #DirtyPolitician by the name of Mark Weithorn? This is the putz who ran for his wife’s Miami Beach Commission seat last year against Ricky Arriola.  Throughout the campaign, Deede Weithorn accused…

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From bribery to bullying, “trust fund baby” Andrew Korge wants to win, DAMMIT!

Move over Philip Brutus.  When it comes to bullying, you have some stiff competition! Andrew Korge has been contemplating a run for office since last year.  On June 23, 2016, the Miami Herald noted, “Since…

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