Some people never learn that it’s not nice to show up uninvited.  North Miami Beach councilman Frantz Pierre obviously was never taught that lesson.  He thinks nothing of bringing his “entourage” to events and crashing…

February 28, 2036 MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fl. (FPI) – Archaeologists from the University of Miami have made a startling discovery in an area of Miami-Dade County once known as the City of North Miami Beach.  Several…

So, I’m sitting here wondering which bonehead elected official is going to pull the next Stupid Council Trick, when I opened an email from North Miami Councilman Scott Galvin.  I said, “Steph, wait no more…

One of the things my readers should know about me by now is how much I despise identity politics, a/k/a “Playing the Race Card.”  Despite the fact that our world is in Technicolor, there are…

Dear Commissioners of Miami-Dade County, It has come to my attention that Commissioner Barbara Jordan has placed on the Agenda for this morning’s Commission meeting, an item entitled, “RESOLUTION URGING THE FLORIDA LEGISLATURE TO PASS…

NOTE:  Also published in French below for my Haitian readers. It’s finally coming to light that there are ballot brokers outside of Hialeah.  Those of us who vote in North Miami and North Miami Beach…

Every once in a while I have to do a fluff piece for comic relief.  There’s no better piece of fluff in North Miami Beach than our own councilwoman Phyllis “Bumble Bee” Smith.  With her…

It’s a bad day to be a Ninja in South Florida.  Since May of this year, two men dressed as Ninjas have been robbing convenience stores and gas stations in North Miami Beach and North…

First a word about iPhones. Believe it or not, I had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the computer age.  In the last ten years I have gone from swearing I will never give…

Just when we were getting sick and tired of hearing about all the nonsense going on in North Miami Beach, the you-know-what hits the fan in North Miami. Again. You just knew it would just…