Category: North Miami Beach
“You Didn’t Build That”
Former-former-former North Miami Beach mayor Jeffrey Mishcon was noted for saying, “If you don’t build it, they won’t come.” He was right. Nothing was built during his sixteen year term, and nobody came. He fought…
Truth in Advertising
Now that we’re all well informed about what really goes on in Asian “massage” parlors, my peeps and I decided that what this industry needs is some Truth in Advertising. AMPs all over the world…
Rumors?
You know the good news/bad news drill. The bad news is that two of North Miami Police veteran officers won’t be able to give Kimmie the Key Holder a ride-along, a handcuffing or a Mickey…
Kimmie Gets to be Kop for a Day
Not that we’d know it by reading the Miami Herald, but across the pond, The New Key-holding Kween of the City Kim Kardashian made news in the UK because of her recent ride-along with the…
DMV comes to NMB
Sgt. Richard Silberman of the North Miami Beach Police Department distributed the following message: The Florida Department of Motor Vehicles will have their mobile services set up in the lobby of the North Miami Beach…
Ambassador Rodman: I ♥ NMB
North Miami may claim Kim Kardashian as its Goodwill Ambassador, but North Miami ain’t got nuthin’ on NMB! We have our very own international representative to help bring fame and glory to our humble city…
“Save North Miami Beach!”
The Mayor and Council of North Miami Beach received an email today from one J. Anthony Davis, asking them to “save Greynolds Park!” Apparently, the mere thought of building a (YIKES!) ten story commercial building…
North Miami Beach Magical History Tour, Saturday, April 6, 2013
Posted in the Dade Heritage Days Special Events Program for Dade Heritage Days March 1-April 30, 2013: North Miami Beach Magical History Tour Saturday, April 6, Check-in: 9:30 a.m., Bus departure: 10:00 a.m. North Miami…
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer
Trying to get some new development in the City of North Miami Beach is harder than getting a starring role in a Broadway play. It seems that any time a project is even contemplated, the…
And another identity thief bites the dust!
U.S. Department of Justice United States Attorney Southern District of Florida 99 N.E. 4 Street Miami, FL 33132 (305) 961-9001 March 1, 2013 NEWS RELEASE: Owner of North Miami Beach Dry Cleaner Sentenced in…
