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And the race is on!

As of noon today, the 2013 Election Season for the City of North Miami Beach officially started. Let the insanity begin! Vying for Group 2, a/k/a The Open Seat, are the following candidates: Jean D….

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Follow up to the NMB Police Officer’s Q&A

In response to my previous column, the officer wrote: Stephanie, Firstly, thank you for posting my comments on your site. I think sunlight is the best disinfectant. Many citizens I think will be surprised to…

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An NMB police officer wants your comments

It’s no secret that many members of the North Miami Beach Police Department have been less than thrilled with certain changes that have been implemented because of the budget cuts last year.  One police officer…

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Baker’s Double Dirty Dozen

As I first reported to you in Rumors?, two North Miami cops claimed they were hired by Opa-locka city manager Kelvin Baker to fill the positions of chief and deputy chief, only to be told…

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Phyllis Weighs In

And in… And in… And in. I just spent way too much of my Sunday morning watching parts of Tuesday night’s marathon North Miami Beach council meeting.  Yeah, I know.  Crazy, huh?  But I heard…

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If you can’t stand the heat…

…Get outta town! Just posted online is a Miami Herald article entitled, 62 apply for Cutler Bay town manager.  Among the 62 are none other than former-former-FIRED North Miami Beach, and current-but-apparently-soon-to-be-gone Opa-locka, city manager…

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Baker’s Folly

The fallout from Kelvin Baker’s hiring, not hiring, and hiring of a new police chief just keeps getting better and better.  For all the juicy details, run – don’t walk – over to Random Pixels…

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“You Didn’t Build That”

Former-former-former North Miami Beach mayor Jeffrey Mishcon was noted for saying, “If you don’t build it, they won’t come.”  He was right.  Nothing was built during his sixteen year term, and nobody came.  He fought…

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Truth in Advertising

Now that we’re all well informed about what really goes on in Asian “massage” parlors, my peeps and I decided that what this industry needs is some Truth in Advertising.  AMPs all over the world…

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Rumors?

You know the good news/bad news drill. The bad news is that two of North Miami Police veteran officers won’t be able to give Kimmie the Key Holder a ride-along, a handcuffing or a Mickey…

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