The North Miami Beach Police Department’s tweets commenced. Not on Monday, as Pattypan predicted: But, commenced

UPDATE: At 1:03 pm, I received a press release from the NMBPD.  Click here. ———————————————————————————————- In less than an hour after I posted the column claiming that North Miami Beach is in dire need of…

I know that North Miami Beach has budget problems.  Everyone knows this.  The general employees know it.  The police employees know it.  The feral cats that hang around the back of the Public Works Department…

Contrary to the popular belief that these are “slow news times,” by now you probably know that North Miami Beach had its first murder of the year early this morning.  You also know that you…

Sources inside the NMB Police Department just advised me that there was a street brawl which resulted in a murder at approximately 4:00 this morning at Northeast 158 Street and 15 Avenue. Witnesses told police…

I saw this cartoon on Facebook and LMAO!  Don’t worry.  This column is not going to be about man-made “global warming” or “climate change” or whatever phrase du jour the weather alarmists are using now,…

Especially considering that the Gators weren’t even invited to a single Bowl game, however obscure.  I mean, seriously.  Not even The Famous Idaho Potato Bowl?  How pathetic is that? Even more pathetic, I wrote a…

In an unpublished Thanksgiving blog about being grateful, one of the things on my gratitude list was unwaxed dental floss.  That should give you a clue about my mood at the time.  And why the…

After the North Miami Beach and North Miami City Council elections, the second half of the year proved to be just as exciting and fun-filled as the first.  Here’s a recap from my summer blogs….

I could have included this in my previous blog, the Year In Review: PD Edition, but the only reason this even involves the North Miami Beach Police Department is because the VotersOpinion “Person of the…