Category: Davie
Election’s over, North Miami. Time to move to Davie.
North Miami residents, are you tired of public corruption, fixed elections, shady lobbyists and raw sewage in your living room? Well, we have a solution for you. North Miami’s last hope for salvation was outvoted…
Davie Police Department: Saving Karter Tournament
Good afternoon everyone, One of our police officer’s 2 1/2 year old nephew is fighting stage IV cancer. Our police family is organizing a softball tournament fundraiser to assist the family. If you or anyone…
FBI to Chief Lenny: “Leave it to the big boys. Crime Stats-‘Я’-Us!”
In case some people think I needlessly pick on Police Chief Leonard Burgess for the high crime in North Miami, check out the hot-off-the-presses March issue of the Biscayne Times. Just last week in my…
That’s what campaign donations are for, Hillary!
The Miami Herald posted an article today regarding Hillary Clinton’s campaign stop at Broward College in Davie, Florida. The article noted, “William Cachinero, an assistant special agent in charge of the Miami field office for…
Our Top Story Tonight
The big news out of Davie, Florida is that the giant snail infestation appears to be stopped! The Sun-Sentinel reported yesterday that “The snails are on the run.” One week to the day that I…
2014 Year in Review, La troisième partie
July… …had me spending most of my time on social media. Despite the fact that there was a Special Election going on in North Miami, it was a typically slow summer month. For excitement, I…
Oh, no! Not another Year In Review!
Yes, it’s time for one of those inevitable Year In Review columns that recap all the events of the previous twelve months that you probably hoped to forget. I’m not quite sure why I feel…
“I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
Those are “the nine most terrifying words in the English language,” according to President Reagan. While my encounter with the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles could hardly be described as terrifying, it…
All About Davie
Let me tell you about my new home town. For one thing, there does not appear to be a blogger in The Town of Davie. Not yet, anyway. Unless you consider the Sun Sentinel’s Davie…
Gone
In case you were wondering why it’s been so quiet around here lately, I’ve spent the last few weeks selling my North Miami Beach house and moving into my new one. As of one week…