Author: Stephanie Kienzle
NMB: Not so breaking news! (UPDATED)
The deadline for the qualifying period to run for City Council in North Miami Beach came and went with no drama. Unless you count the last five minutes before noon when the Spork Weasel of…
Flushing Out The Mole
Memo to Chief Leonard Burgess: I realize that I’m not one of your favorite people. I know I’ve been a thorn in your side. It’s probably driving you nuts that you can’t stifle me. You…
N̶I̶N̶E̶ ̶Y̶E̶A̶R̶S̶!̶ FIVE YEARS FIVE MONTHS! (UPDATED AGAIN FOR RP’S SAKE)
Local10.com just reported that suspended North Miami Mayor Lucie Tondreau was sentenced to nine years in prison.
Our Top Story Tonight
The big news out of Davie, Florida is that the giant snail infestation appears to be stopped! The Sun-Sentinel reported yesterday that “The snails are on the run.” One week to the day that I…
Chief Burgess: “Our crime stats are great! (Except for all those damn shootings.)”
While you were sleeping, North Miami Police responded to yet another shooting at the Center Court Apartments, located at NE 18th Avenue and 149th Street. This is the same building where, less than two months…
A Very Special NMPD Blue’s Clues Episode
Happy Monday, boys and girls! It’s time to play Blue’s Clues! Wait, what? You’ve never heard of Blue’s Clues? OMG! You are so missing out! It’s the coolest show ever! In every episode, a mystery…
This is how we roll!
Maybe it’s just me, but this story sounded so familiar. On Thursday, a Seattle police officer was fired for allegedly making unwanted advances toward three women. He obtained their telephone numbers from police reports they…
North Miami’s Liar In Chief?
The old adage warns, “Choose your words carefully…you may have to eat them.” I would add, “Be careful what you put in writing…especially if you’re a public official using a governmental email server.” The lesson…
Bond Court Revisited
If I were a fiction writer of true crime stories, the narrative would go something like this: After cooling his heels in a jail cell for over a month, Elton found himself back in very…
Fun with statistics.
In the comment section of a recent blog, a North Miami reader posted a website called Neighborhood Scout, which stated that the crime index in that city is 6 out of a possible 100, with…
