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More troubles in Opa-locka? (UPDATED)

Opa-locka’s already tarnished reputation just took a turn for the worse. Ever since the feds raided its government offices on March 10, 2016, South Florida’s shadiest little city has become the national poster child for…

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Chief Lenny’s Legacy

In his resignation letter, the outgoing North Miami Chief of Police Leonard Burgess claims that he made North Miami “a safer place to live, learn, work and play.” Let’s put that statement to a “PolitiFact”…

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Chief Lenny’s Resignation: The End of an Error

Now that we’ve all had time to let the good news of Chief Lenny’s resignation sink in, let’s give him the farewell tribute he so richly deserves. For starters, did anyone notice that the still-serving…

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NORTH MIAMI BREAKING NEWS: CHIEF LENNY RESIGNS! (UPDATED)

HELLA GOOD NEWS:  CHIEF LENNY’S OUTTA HERE! Yeah, I know. That was so bitchy of me. But, I really just couldn’t help myself. Besides, Mondays don’t get any better than this!

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Class Envy, NoMi Style: J Ro versus the Po-Po

Career politicians and their hired cronies like to use the Great Recession as the perfect excuse to rape public pensions, even as they continue to gorge off the government trough themselves.  Their depletion of the…

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Franzie Watch: Sneaky Pierre and Sleazy Joe, doin’ what comes naturally

The day North Miami Beach faux-councilman Frantz Pierre and corrupt lawyer-slash-politican Joe Geller joined forces, it was a match made in heaven. Or, I should say, in hell. The lawsuit engineered by Frantz to take over…

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Chief Lenny’s Epic Fail

When is a “fail” not a “fail?” When Chief Lenny and his crack Spin Squad concoct a new definition for the word “fail.” Hey, if Bill Clinton can redefine the word “is,” fair game, right?…

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Frantzie Watch: Livin’ The Thug Life

I can’t even count the number of people who have whispered to me that Frantz Pierre has directly or indirectly threatened them with bodily harm or worse.  As laughable as it may seem, this buffoon…

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Copy that!

The latest issue of Le Floridien is now online, including an article about the North Miami Beach absentee ballot fraud lawsuit filed by Michael Joseph against Phyllis Smith. In Michael Joseph Absentee Ballot Fraud Case…

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Amateur Hour at Chief Lenny’s PD

How many North Miami residents have to complain about crime before someone – ANYONE – takes them seriously? Yet another Keystone Point resident is upset about crime in her neighborhood.  After her car was broken…

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