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North Miami: Adventures in Voting, Daphne Campbell Style!

Every time I think things couldn’t possibly get weirder in North Miami, something happens to prove me wrong. As everyone knows, we are right smack in the middle of a very heated campaign season.  Nowhere…

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Michael Góngora, #DirtyPolitician and Hypocrite of the Year!

Does anyone remember a #DirtyPolitician by the name of Mark Weithorn? This is the putz who ran for his wife’s Miami Beach Commission seat last year against Ricky Arriola.  Throughout the campaign, Deede Weithorn accused…

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BREAKING: Alien space bugs have eaten what was left of Phyllis Smith’s brain!

Everyone’s talking about the hilarious new CBS television series called BrainDead.  The premise of the show is that all the political insanity in Washington is caused by “a race of extraterrestrial insects eating the brains…

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From bribery to bullying, “trust fund baby” Andrew Korge wants to win, DAMMIT!

Move over Philip Brutus.  When it comes to bullying, you have some stiff competition! Andrew Korge has been contemplating a run for office since last year.  On June 23, 2016, the Miami Herald noted, “Since…

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What’s worse than campaign finance violations? THIS!

Philip Brutus might have been fined eighteen times by the Florida Elections Commission since 1999 over the course of his political career, but that’s not even a record. As the Miami Herald reported, State Senator…

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Philip J. Brutus, you’re so vain. I bet you think this blog is about you.

For some reason, my recent blog about the State Senate District 38 race hit quite a few nerves. Not so surprising were the responses by people who disagreed with my “opinion.” The irony is that…

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North Miami Councilman Scott Galvin: Do you know THIS Story?

Click Here to Watch the Film Trailer You know the story of Simone Biles and the Final Five who are dominating the 2016 Rio Olympics. But do you know the story of Jesse Owens’ African…

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State Senate District 38: Only one candidate stands out in an otherwise crowded field of losers.

In a perfect world, liars, cheaters and criminals would never run for office, much less win elections.  If voters were more concerned with ethical conduct than name recognition, we wouldn’t have so many corruptocrats with…

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Breaking: NMPD Commander Hollant gets his paycheck! (Updated)

In a surprise announcement, as CBS Miami (as originally posted in the Miami Herald) reported this afternoon, the North Miami Police Commander who was suspended without pay for his alleged  role in the July 18,…

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Biscayne Park Police Department: Forget NoMi! Background Checks “Я” US! (Really. Trust us!)

The Village of Biscayne Park really means business when they post signs that say “Don’t even think about speeding.” Seriously, speeding in the Village could be more hazardous to your health than being shot at…

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