Author: Stephanie Kienzle
The “Privatization” of North Miami
I haven’t yet decided where I stand on the issue of privatizing the sanitation department here in North Miami Beach. I’m still waiting to see what the private companies are willing to offer and to…
Stupid Cop Tricks
My most vivid recollection from my youth was that the school day always started promptly. No matter what classroom I entered, even before the school bell rang the teacher was already on her feet at…
Stupid Editor Tricks
There is no mystery to the demise of the daily paper. Newspaper Death Watch claims that the reason newspapers across the country are going out of business is, “The daily newspaper as we know it…
Smack Down in North Miami
WTF is going on in North Miami? Yeah, I know. I have enough things to write about here in North Miami Beach. And, I promise I’ll get to it this week, but I just received…
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
Almost as repugnant as the dimwitted cops who bluster on their puerile LEOAffairs.com website, the noxious fumes emanating from the outdoor barbeque pit at Northeast Second Avenue and North Miami Beach Boulevard four days a…
Don’t Mess With Texas!
Okay, so the Biscayne Times reporter didn’t exactly Mess With Texas. I just like saying that. But, he might as well have since he Messed With North Miami Beach Councilwoman Barbara Kramer. Granted, when he…
End of Year News Briefs
There are two really awesome things to report before we wrap up 2011. For starters, last week North Miami Beach resident, Steve Pizzillo (or as I call him, MISTER Councilwoman Marlen Martell), won a prestigious…
Thank you from Barbara Kramer and Bert Kehren!
Bert Kehren and I want to give a huge THANK YOU and a huge SHOUT OUT to the many residents that volunteered yesterday at the Fulford United Methodist Church Christmas Meal. This was such a…
Down on the Farm, er, I mean the Ethics Commission
Apparently the Miami-Dade Commission on Ethics and Public Trust is already on Christmas Vacation. Then again, I’m pretty sure they’ve been on vacation (and out to lunch) pretty much all year. For some odd reason,…
The Chicago of the South
The City of North Miami has officially earned the distinction of being crowned “Most Corrupt City in South Florida.” Chosen by a Secret Committee, and affirmed by the vote of one Corrupt Mayor and two…




