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BREAKING: North Miami Election News

Unofficial final results…run-offs in all 3 seats: Burns – 33% Tondreau – 27% Keys – 49% Irvin – 26% Bien-Aime – 44% Despinosse – 27%

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You ain’t seen nothin’ yet

The fact that you’re reading this column right now is a proof positive that neither MIRAMAR RESIDENT Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson nor Hillel Hellinger care about the City of North Miami Beach.  Let me explain. Ever…

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Jesus Update

Within hours of publishing the first article about North Miami mayoral candidate Anna L. Pierre’s endorsement by Jesus, the Miami Herald’s Nadege Green updated the story.  When the reporter reached the candidate today, Saint Anna…

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Oy Vey! She did NOT do that!

Just when you think you’ve seen and heard it all, something comes along that is just so shocking, so astonishing, so freaking OFF THE WALL, that you realize people are so nuts, absolutely nothing should…

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“Racism” vs. Reality

A reporter from The Miami Herald and WLRN recently sent out a questionnaire to the members of the Public Insight Network, which was: “Why doesn’t Miami have a bigger Asian population? Miami’s culturally diverse communities…

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Big Fun in North Miami

Hello, North Miami!  I bet you guys thought I forgot about you, but as Willie Nelson says, you’re Always On My Mind. While North Miami Beach takes a collective deep breath before the campaigning starts…

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NMB Election Results and the Gadfly’s Commentary

Once again, a pathetically small amount of voters made a major decision for all 40,000 residents of North Miami Beach.  Out of 20,000 registered voters, only 2,092 of them showed up to choose two individuals…

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North Miami Beach Election Results

Both seats are going into a runoff, with the following totals:

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Opa-locka wants YOU!

Bill from Random Pixels just alerted me that Opa-locka is advertising for an Assistant Chief of Police.  Not only will this lucky individual get to work “under the direction of the Chief of Police,” the…

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The Daily Dargenson: More On Dargenson Family Values

North Miami Beach Faux Candidate Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson is running on a “Family Values” platform.  In her literature, she claimed, “I am married with children. As a mother, I understand the meaning of family values.” …

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