I still can’t get over North Miami Beach councilman Frantz Pierre’s hysterical performance the other night when he feebly attempted to feign indignation that a NON-RESIDENT was allowed to run for office in our city.

As if there is anyone in North Miami Beach who doesn’t know that L’il Frantzie P is DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for personally hand picking MIRAMAR resident Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson to run for office in a completely transparent attempt to unseat incumbent Beth Spiegel.

As if he was fooling any of us.  WHAT A JOKE!

But, just in case The P Man has a case of temporary amnesia, let me refresh his memory by taking him for a stroll down Memory Lane.

For starters, as Liaison to the City of North Miami Beach Library Board, Frantz Pierre is in charge of all appointments to this committee.  On June 1, 2012, he appointed both MIRAMAR resident Dargenson and her not-at-all-estranged husband, MIRAMAR resident Frannix Jean-Mary to the board.  As you can see, both of them used their respective parents’ North Miami Beach addresses in order to get appointed, even though as Ex-Officio members, I don’t believe this was necessary.

On November 11, 2012, Frantz then appointed MIRAMAR resident Dargenson to the Charter Review Committee, even though North Miami Beach residency is an absolute requirement in order to sit on this board.

It is quite obvious that Frantzie’s intention last year was to appoint Dargie to both these committees for the sole purpose of establishing her as a “bona fide” qualified candidate to run for office this year.  Even though Yvenoline Dargenson has been ILLEGALLY registered to vote in Miami-Dade County at her parent’s address since 2000, it is now a well known fact, as well as a public record, that she lives in Broward County at her MIRAMAR home.  In fact, she’s lived in her MIRAMAR home since 2000 – the same year she registered to vote in Miami-Dade County.  How odd.

And finally, as soon as the candidates were qualified by OUR city clerk, a mailer was sent out to North Miami Beach residents with Haitian-sounding names by NORTH MIAMI city clerk, “proudly endorsing” Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson for OUR city council.  He was joined by none other than FRANTZ PIERRE!

In addition to endorsing her, Frantzie & Housemates donated a total of $200.00 to Dargenson’s campaign, as follows:

• $50.00 from Frantz Pierre on April 16, 2013
• $50.00 from Marie Marcellus (a new boarder?) on April 16, 2013
• $50.00 from Frantz Pierre on May 10, 2013
• $50.00 from Karry Joseph on May 10, 2013

Frantzie was also sighted all around town, going from door to door, campaigning for NON-RESIDENT Dargenson throughout the entire campaign season.

So, now Frantz has the unbelievable chutzpah to say, “WTF HAPPENED?“

Sorry, dude.  It doesn’t work that way.  Your little mea culpa performance was laughable and ridiculous.  Absolutely no one fell for your act.  Not even Phyllis.

You screwed the city.

You screwed the voters.

You screwed the residents.

You screwed over Beth Spiegel.

You even screwed over your dumbass Dargie (although she deserves it).

And, now, little buddy, you’re about to be repaid.

Frantz Pierre, you are done for.

Everyone is on to you and your silly little antics.

You have no allies on the council.

You have no friends.

You have now usurped Myron’s title of Most Despised Person in NMB.

And, the best part is that you’re about to get exactly what you so richly deserve.

Bend over.

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”