Novice criminal, 20-year old Lordgaendy Etienne of Miramar, has to be one of the dumbest felons in all of South Florida.
And he’s up against a lot of competition!
In, Carjacker caught after getting stuck in Aventura Mall traffic, police say, Channel 10’s Rosh Lowe reported:
MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fla. – This guy must be a beginner. Why would you go to the fourth floor of the Aventura Mall parking garage to steal a car during the busy holiday shopping season? The crook got stuck in traffic.
To steal the car, Lordgaendy Entienne [sic] threatened a woman who was having lunch in her parked car, ordered her to get out, grabbed her by the arm, and pushed her, according to the victim’s husband.
When she saw Etienne was stuck in traffic, the woman ran to the car and asked him to hand over her bag. She started screaming and other people got out of their cars, her relative said.
Entienne got scared and he took off running, police said. Aventura officers later caught up to him and arrested him.
Hmmmm.
Attempting a carjacking …
In Aventura …
At the peak of holiday shopping madness.
Alrighty then!
He clearly didn’t think this through.
According to the criminal case docket, Etienne was arrested on December 19, 2021 and charged with felony robbery/carjacking, and his arraignment hearing is scheduled for January 18, 2022.
Here’s your award, Mr. Etienne.
Congratulations!
Stephanie
