There is almost no problem in the world that can’t be solved by getting a kitten.
Broken heart? No problem. Get a kitten.
Stressed out? No problem. Get a kitten.
High blood pressure? No problem. Get a kitten.
Government corruption? Screw it. GET A KITTEN!
Luckily for you, North Miami Councilman Scott Galvin has the solution to all your problems!
FOUR KITTENS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
Read on:
MY KITTIES SEEK FOREVER HOMES
I’ve been fostering four kittens since birth, but now they are ready to move to their forever homes.
There are two boys and two girls. They are three months old.
If you love cats, or have a friend who would like one (or more!) of these beautiful babies, please let me know.
You will be enriched by giving a kitty a loving home.
You know you want one, right?
RIGHT?
Well, hurry! This deal won’t last long!
Contact Scott at scott@scott-galvin.com for a kitten of your very own.
Kittens and Cats are good for your health!
Owning a cat ‘cuts stroke risk by third’
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1582144/Owning-a-cat-cuts-stroke-risk-by-third.html
A Home without a Cat is not a Home!
“I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little, they become its visible soul.”
– Jean Cocteau
After that 20% raise to do nothing more than he did before he could afford to care for those kittens and pay for advertisements. What does the council do other than spend tax payers money, show up at council meetings un prepare, go to city wide events and some out of the country events? Nothing. The staff does everything the council just are the middle people.
I can’t disagree with you that the elected officials are a total waste of money, regardless of their salary.
That being said, I hope you realize this blog was completely unprompted by Scott Galvin and was not an advertisement, paid or otherwise. I didn’t post this for him, I posted it in the hopes of finding good homes for the kittens.
In case you haven’t caught on yet, I love animals.
I love them way more than people. People basically suck and almost always disappoint.
Animals, on the other hand, don’t lie, cheat, steal, con, manipulate, or commit absentee ballot fraud.
Plus, if you’re lucky enough to have a pet, you already know the meaning of unconditional love.
Just saying.