Just when you think the Sporkweasel of NMB couldn’t get any more buffoonish, he beclowns himself.

Again.

On January 25, 2017, North Miami Beach Faux Commissioncritter Frantz Pierre, who was “re-elected” by absentee ballot voter fraud, filed a lawsuit in federal court against the City of North Miami Beach, Deputy City Manager Mac Serda and City Attorney Jose Smith.

His claim?

That his civil rights were violated.

Did you recover from your gut-busting fit of laughter yet?

Well, put down that coffee cup, ‘cuz it gets even funnier.

In L’il Frantzie P’s newest Get Rich Quick Scheme, he wants North Miami Beach taxpayers to line his pockets as compensation for a long list of imaginary crimes committed against him.

In fact, Frantzie’s charges are so bogus, even the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) dismissed his complaint, stating, “Based upon its investigation, the EEOC is unable to conclude that the information obtained establishes violations of the statutes.”  However, in its standard, pre-printed EEOC Form 161, under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, the Commission notified him that he had the right to sue.

That was music to the Sporkweasel’s ears!

In his complaint, the Sporkweasel hilariously whined to the U.S. District Court that the blogger was mean to him.

Oh, yes, he did!

Frantzie also kvetched that the Mayor endorsed his opponent.

Why?  Because, as a “fifty-two year, old [sic] Black Haitian-American, racial minority” he’s a “member of a protected class.”

Seriously, folks, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.

As much as Frantzie loves to play the victim, we all know he’s a sociopath and a menace to the very society that should be protected against him.

As the Court will inevitably discover, Pierre’s imaginary cries of racism are nothing more than wishful thinking on his part.

For one thing, his last political opponent was also a “Black Haitian-American.”

But, unlike Frantzie, she refused to play the race card.

And, unlike Frantzie, she is qualified to hold public office.

Which is why she received the Mayor’s endorsement and not him.

DUH!

His complaint gets even more hilarious.

Frantzie claimed that in November of 2014, because he tried to have the Police Chief fired, the city retaliated – five months later – by sending “a Code Enforcement Officer to Plaintiff’s home and accused him of threatening her when Plaintiff wasn’t even home.”

He is still obviously, and falsely, insisting that it was his uncle, and not him, who berated and verbally assaulted Code Enforcement Officer Tasheema Lewis when she attempted to serve him with a Notice of Violation.

Only Delusional Frantzie could concoct such a convoluted lie.

Frantzie also falsely claimed that he was harassed by Code Enforcement “at all hours of the day and night” during its investigation of “various alleged frivolous unfounded alleged violations.”

Those “alleged” violations included his dilapidated fence and an abandoned car in his driveway.

In his complaint, Frantzie shrugged those violations off as “a few missing nails” in his fence, and the “low air in the front tire” of an alleged “relative’s vehicle.”

What he conveniently failed to mention was that he was originally notified of his code violations on February 25, 2015, more than two month’s earlier.

During which time he never replaced the “few missing nails” in his fence.

Nor did the alleged relative bother to put air in his front tire.

Uh, huh.

Two weeks after he was first cited, on March 15, 2015 a follow up inspection of his home revealed that he failed to correct those violations.

A month and a half later on April 30, 2015, when Code Enforcement Officer Tasheema Lewis attempted to serve him with final Notices of Violation, he went postal on her.

And yet, Frantzie now claims to be the victim.

Yeah, right!

Even the Miami Dade County Commission on Ethics and Public Trust found probable cause that he “abused his position by threatening a code compliance officer and threatening to fire city officials when he was cited for property violations.”

The Sociopath of NMB is so paranoid that he even accused city officials of conspiring against him.

In his complaint, Frantzie stated that “Employees of the City of North Miami Beach staged a news conference which plaintiff had no knowledge of and had a city employees [sic] from code enforcement come to his home at all hours of the day and threaten him with multiple code enforcement violations.”

He also accused “high ranking city officials” of initiating the investigation against him and planting “news stories” to the media the day before he “was to run for election.”

Clearly!

Even more laughable, Frantzie even claimed that the “Defendants are responsible for news articles and internet stories that have and/or are intended, to cause irreparable damage to his reputation political career [sic].”

And, of course, “Defendants have leaked false information to at least one blogger that [sic] continues to write internet stories that will be and/or deleterious to plaintiff’s political career,” which “were the tantamount of defamation, libel and slander of Plaintiff’s character.”

His CHARACTER?

Like the upstanding “character” who stole $2,500.00 from the Haitian Evangelical Baptist Church?

Did you hurt yourself laughing yet?

But, wait.  It gets better.

The Commissioncritter bemoaned that his beast of a wife was “subpoenaed to testify against her husband at Miami-Dade County Ethics hearings,” and that his children have been “traumatized by the actions of North Miami Beach when they send people to their home to do investigations.”

Yes … traumatized!

As usual, Frantz Pierre takes absolutely no responsibility for any of his heinous actions.

In fact, he expects to be richly compensated by North Miami Beach taxpayers because, well, he’s the victim here.

By now you must surely be wondering what kind of shyster would be hungry enough to file such an outrageously frivolous lawsuit.

Well, for one thing, you can bet it wasn’t Ben Kuehne.

Even if Frantzie didn’t already owe him a fortune in legal fees, there’s no way Big Ben would agree to litigate such a loser of a case.

Even Frantzie’s other go-to lawyer, #HouseGenius Joe Geller, wasn’t stupid enough to take his bogus complaints seriously.

The Sporkweasel apparently dug up a random lawyer from Miami Gardens by the name of Gregory D. Curtis., who advertises the “highest quality legal representation” on his website.

Which might explain the all the spelling and grammatical errors in the complaint he filed with the U.S. District Court.

Which his client, who is allegedly a teacher, apparently didn’t notice.

Then again, Frantzie obviously can’t afford an expensive lawyer.

But I digress.

Now that L’il Frantzie P has provided us with much some needed entertainment, I can’t wait for the trial to begin.

This should be fun!

Stephanie