Month: August 2016
And now, a quickie from the Shitz’n’Giggles file…
Just for the hell of it, I googled “Jason Bloch.” And something really funny popped up.
Election results: Good news, bad news, awesome news!
My extremely unscientific and mostly arbitrary recommendations for yesterday’s election resulted in my successfully “predicting” eight out of thirteen races. I would have done my gloating last night except that I lost power at 8:00…
‘Twas the night before the Primaries, and all through the House (and Senate)…
In Florida, early voting ended yesterday. Today, all the candidates were out in full force trying to convince anyone who hasn’t voted yet to come to the polls tomorrow on Election Day. The weather, however,…
Phyllis Smith goes postal, Tony DeFillipo saves the day!
Who can resist making fun of North Miami Beach Faux Councilwoman Phyllis Smith’s foot-in-mouth disease? I mean, seriously. Phyllis is a one-woman parody of, well, herself. At a special meeting of the city council called…
Joe Geller’s Epic Fail
In response to Circuit Court Judge Jason Bloch’s lame attempt to kick his opponent off the ballot, it appears that Judge Jerald Bagley laughed him and his lawyer Joe Geller out of the courtroom. Now…
Jason Bloch and Joe Geller team up in transparent attempt to rig an election. (Who didn’t see this coming?)
Miami-Dade Circuit Court Judge Jason Bloch is so afraid of losing his cushy appointed-not-elected seat on the bench, he tried to have his opponent, Marcia Del Rey, eliminated from the race. Just a few weeks…
North Miami: Adventures in Voting, Daphne Campbell Style!
Every time I think things couldn’t possibly get weirder in North Miami, something happens to prove me wrong. As everyone knows, we are right smack in the middle of a very heated campaign season. Nowhere…
Michael Góngora, #DirtyPolitician and Hypocrite of the Year!
Does anyone remember a #DirtyPolitician by the name of Mark Weithorn? This is the putz who ran for his wife’s Miami Beach Commission seat last year against Ricky Arriola. Throughout the campaign, Deede Weithorn accused…
BREAKING: Alien space bugs have eaten what was left of Phyllis Smith’s brain!
Everyone’s talking about the hilarious new CBS television series called BrainDead. The premise of the show is that all the political insanity in Washington is caused by “a race of extraterrestrial insects eating the brains…
From bribery to bullying, “trust fund baby” Andrew Korge wants to win, DAMMIT!
Move over Philip Brutus. When it comes to bullying, you have some stiff competition! Andrew Korge has been contemplating a run for office since last year. On June 23, 2016, the Miami Herald noted, “Since…
