In one of my previous posts about Biscayne Park, a certain Village Idiot accused North Miami Councilwoman Carol Keys of being on a “rogue mission” to derail (no pun intended, of course) the village’s application for annexation.
Aside from the fact that Ms. Keys announced at the County Commission meeting that she was speaking as a resident of North Miami and not in her official capacity as a Councilwoman, she also has the responsibility to represent the best interests of her constituents. That hardly qualifies her as going “rogue.”
In spite of reality, Village Commissioner Fred Jonas went on to write, “You could say CNM “voted [4-1] in favor of the BP annexation,” or you could say they voted 4-1 to withdraw their own application, in deference to BP. It’s the same thing. What do you think happened or didn’t happen?”
Not only did the Mayor and Council of the City of North Miami NOT vote in favor of Biscayne Park’s annexation application, but it also did not withdraw its own application “in deference to BP.” North Miami’s application, which was filed years before Biscayne Park got the silly notion that they had a right to this parcel, was withdrawn for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with the silly little Village.
Since we cannot rely on whatever “facts” Fred Jonas conjures up to argue his case, I decided to watch a May 24, 2016 North Miami Council Meeting to see for myself. Near the end of said meeting, Item 10 (Tab F) of the Agenda, entitled Annexation Update, was up for discussion.
At said meeting, and despite Fred Jonas’ false accusation, City Manager Larry Spring was very clear that this item was placed on the Agenda for discussion purposes only in order to obtain the Council’s input on this issue, and not for the purposes of approving or not approving the Biscayne Park application.
Councilwoman Keys and Mayor Smith Joseph spoke first against Biscayne Park’s application. Councilman Alix Desulme thought it was no big deal and didn’t object.
Ms. Hope Calhoun, the city’s outside council, noted that the Miami-Dade County Advisory Planning Commission approved Biscayne Park’s application “sometime in the middle of last year … 2015.” Councilwoman Keys clarified that Biscayne Park’s approval was contingent upon whether or not North Miami objected to the application.
At that point, Councilman Scott Galvin requested that the item be continued until a representative from the county could actually be present.
Galvin then clarified that the county is in essence telling the City of North Miami to play nice, or else! “You get nothing, you get nothing, you get nothing, unless you give up this little strip on Biscayne Boulevard to Biscayne Park. If you give up that commercial strip to Biscayne Park, you get everything, you get everything, you get everything you asked for elsewise. That’s what I’m getting is the clear hint. I’d love it if they stood here and told us that so that we didn’t have to get lost in all of this conjecture.”
Larry Spring made it perfectly clear that his only intent was to get feedback on this issue and that “we have a lot of other serious matters that we are attending to.”
In other words..
Councilwoman Keys concluded the discussion by stating that she doesn’t like “horse trading,” or “things being pushed down our throat,” which is exactly what the county seems to be doing. “I don’t see why annexation has anything to do with other matters we have before the county. It’s not right.”
Damn straight it isn’t!
The Mayor specifically asked the City Manager if he was looking for a vote on the issue, to which Larry Spring responded, “No.”
In the final analysis, the North Miami Mayor and Council did NOT vote for or against the approval of the Biscayne Park, but simply asked the City Manager to come back at a later time and present them with a Resolution.
You can watch for yourself beginning on Part 2, hour 51:15.
Citizens forum began in Part 3 of the meeting, during which two residents came up to the podium to speak out against Biscayne Park’s annexation application. The first resident was concerned about Biscayne Park police encroaching in his city. He also pleaded with the Council to continue trying to annex it for North Miami. The second speaker was adamant that North Miami should not pander to the county at the sacrifice of its residents.
Watch for yourself.
The item was on the table again during the June 12, 2016 North Miami Council Meeting, per Tab H of the Agenda.
At minute 22:32 of the meeting, City Manager Larry Spring introduced a proposed resolution authorizing him to “do all things necessary to amend the annexation application submitted to Miami-Dade County for an area known as the ‘Biscayne Corridor East Annexation Area’ in an effort to resolve competing local-government conflicts and facilitate the annexation process to fruition.”
It’s important to note that the “local-government conflicts” refers to the fact that Biscayne Park’s attempt to annex property previously desired by the City of North Miami.
Mr. Spring stated that he brought this resolution back for the purpose of asking the Mayor and Council for a “general authorization” to allow him to “take the necessary steps to alleviate” the conflicts between North Miami and Biscayne Park. His recommendation was to move forward with the annexation application for areas east of Biscayne Boulevard and not with the area to the west of Biscayne Boulevard.
He also made it perfectly clear that his recommendation would not include any “endorsement” of any other entity’s [read: Village of Biscayne Park] application for annexation, but merely his concern for the City of North Miami.
Mr. Spring was also careful to state that the “item was generic enough” to allow North Miami to make further amendments to its annexation application.
This is important to note due to Biscayne Park Commissioner Fred Jonas’ erroneous statement, “You could say CNM “voted [4-1] in favor of the BP annexation,” or you could say they voted 4-1 to withdraw their own application, in deference to BP. It’s the same thing.”
Um, no. Not even close.
Public comment was then opened, during which the sole speaker hoped that Commissioner Jean Monestime, who is his representative, would stand up to fight Sally Heyman’s support of Biscayne Park’s annexation request. As such, he objected to Biscayne Park’s annexation of this parcel.
Councilwoman Carol Keys voiced her objection to Biscayne Park’s application, and was in favor of giving the North Miami City Manager the authority to study the issue, but insisted that this in no way authorized him to “endorse or consent to any other application regarding this property.”
Councilman Scott Galvin asked the City Manager if he was asking North Miami to “fully withdraw the application,” to which Mr. Spring unequivocally stated that he is not asking the city to withdraw its application, but to “modify it, and eliminate some of the conflicting areas.”
Vice Mayor Alix Desulme noted that the residents still have to approve any annexation requests before it is finalized. He also noted that he supported the City Manager’s request to amend its own application and to “take the necessary steps to alleviate” the conflicts between North Miami and Biscayne Park.
There was a motion made to approve Tab H by Councilman Philippe Bien-Aime, seconded by Councilman Alix Desulme, and the motion passed by a 4-0 vote. (The Mayor was not present at that meeting, which is why there were only four voting members as opposed to five.)
You can watch the festivities beginning at minute 22:32 of the meeting.
According to the Minutes of said meeting regarding North Miami Resolution 2016-R-66, the Council unanimously voted to authorized the City Manager to “do all things necessary to amend the [North Miami] annexation application.”
The Council vote had absolutely nothing to with Biscayne Park, but had everything to do with what’s in the best interest of the City of North Miami.
Biscayne Park Commissioner Fred Jonas, who has a very personal beef with me that has nothing to do with politics, continues to try to berate me publicly and claims that I “specialize in getting things wrong.”
Obviously he has a right to his own opinion.
But, he doesn’t have a right to his own facts.
In reality, Biscayne Park’s application for annexing a parcel of land that is in no way contiguous to its own borders, has no access point across a railroad track, and against which it intends to build a wall, is pretty much the dumbest idea yet to ever come out of that silly little village.
And that’s saying a lot.
Stephanie
I know Maurice Symonette who goes by the pseudonym “Michael the Blackman.” He lives in Sunny Isles but has a second home in Sans Souci. I’ve known him most of my adult life and the fact that they claimed the boat was derelict and abandoned why do they want to put a lean against it? It’s because of political views. Mr. Symonette has done more for the African American and Hispanic community than anyone I know. They are doing it because he is a Republican who will not back down to anyone and is well known politically. As his close friend I know the situation. He has worked getting young people off of the streets and because he will not bow down to the Democrat party his is punished.
All I can say is they messed with the wrong person. He will sue them and win. It’s a sad site because he is telling the truth. If he pays them the money they will find out the location of the boat. Who do they think they are? I know he was trying to solve the problem like the women said. It was a nice boat that he uses to do events to raise money for the veterans. I agree with the Mayor who said that he if he gives the 75K he should get his boat back. This is confusing because the city of Biscayne Park is not where the property is located. The Mayor is right it is political overreach.
The amazing part of the discussion is that North Miami and Biscayne Park are fighting over a parcel of land whose residents and businesseswant no part of. There is something wrong with this picture. In Cuba, Russia, China, and other countries, if the government wants your property, they take it. This is a lighter version of the same thing. I guess you could call it “Landgrab Light” I wonder if anyone ever asked the residents of the area what their preference is? As a resident of an unincorporated area of Dade County, my take on this is the farther the government is from you, the better off you are. Since the County Hall is over 15 miles away from me, I like to call that my comfort zone. North Miami and Biscayne Park should annex each other instead of encroaching on other people’s property.
Since Biscayne Park is a pathetic little triangle occupying approximately 0.60 square mile, and cannot pay its own bills or keep track of its own public records, the obvious solution is for North Miami to absorb this insignificant piece of real estate. North Miami, however, isn’t interested. The county is desperately trying to make it solvent so it doesn’t have to inherit its problems. Guess you could say that Biscayne Park is the unwanted stepchild of of northeast Miami-Dade County. The fact that one of its lunatic commissioners is having a very public meltdown on this blog isn’t helping its already laughable reputation. We can’t blame the water for the cray cray, since Biscayne Park depends on North Miami’s water plant. It must be the mercury. Yeah. That must be it. There’s no other logical explanation for the insanity.
Next they will be claiming that they own Miami Shores what the heck its right next door.
As always, I present the facts, and back them up with actual evidence in the way of video recorded council meetings, links to public records and uploaded documents. I base my opinions on those actual facts that I take the time to research. I don’t ask anyone to agree with my opinions, but I do explain why I come to the conclusions that I posit.
I also have a very thick skin when certain people try to verbally abuse me and besmirch my character when they don’t like my opinion. When they spend countless hours obsessing over how they can prove me “wrong,” I merely shake my head and chuckle over their feeble attempts to get under my skin.
In any event, I encourage anyone to watch the meetings, read the public documents, review the facts, and come to their own conclusions. I did invite Fred Jonas to engage in an honest and intelligent debate about the facts. Instead of doing so, he chose to use the comment section of one of my columns in an attempt to berate and belittle me. He also was not able to dispute a single fact that I presented.
I realize that this type of behavior is typical of “progressives.” When the facts are inconvenient, they resort to name calling and other ad hominem attacks in an effort to divert attention from the truth. This type of behavior is what is called a straw man argument. Fortunately, intelligent people never fall for this strategy. Unfortunately, there are individuals who are swayed if they have not been provided with actual facts.
Here’s the thing.
While I do use humor (and lots of sarcasm) in order to entertain my readers and keep them engaged, my only intent is to present the public with facts and encourage them to come to their own conclusions based on those facts.
If we can expose village idiots for the pompous asses they truly are, so much the better!
Steph
“While I do use humor (and lots of sarcasm) in order to entertain my readers and keep them engaged”
This is not humor. This is name-calling and vitriol. You words:
“Biscayne Park is a pathetic little triangle…”
[Biscayne Park commissioner] is “a certain Village Idiot”
“Biscayne Park is a silly little Village”
etc., etc…
Again, there is nothing at all nefarious going on with respect the Biscayne Park’s attempt to annex a section of unincorporated Dade and there is no reason to denigrate the entire village as you do. The village is simply attempting to increase its size and tax base in order to sustain itself: a village of mostly good, hard-working people who have a lot to lose. Why all the hate and anger directed toward these people? If you’re trying to be funny, you’re not. Not by a longshot.
As I’ve said before, if there are logical and rational arguments against the annexation, then that’s fair. However, you going out of your way to poke fun at an entire city for doing everything they can to improve themselves and their community in mean-spirited. It simply makes you an ass.
Finally, what do ‘progressives’ have to do with any of this? One, it’s irrelevant to this conversation. Two, are you really trying to say anyone with a different political view than your own can’t possibly be logical? Are you really throwing out a blanket generalization out there like that and expect anyone to take you seriously?
Do better.
You’re right. I’m “an ass.”
And you’re a Twitter-stalking troll.
We all have our places in the world.
Next!
It’s absurd that these tiny little hamlets like BP were ever allowed to incorporate in the first place. The county has been totally irresponsible in not requiring more recent annexations and incorporations to make sense. Too many small little fiefdoms have been allowed. Mostly high-end hamlets (Aventura, Key Biscayne, Pinecrest, Palmetto Bay, Doral). There should be no new entities under 50k residents. 75k is even better.
At this point, BP should be forced to join another municipality. Or they can stew in their own juices of high taxes, lack of tax base. They need to combine with Miami Shores and El Portal. Or just join North Miami.
Regardless, just stop the whining.
I could be wrong, but I’m sure North Miami doesn’t need to acquire a postage stamp-sized piece of land with absolutely no income producing property worth the additional services North Miami would have to provide. It certainly makes no fiscal sense for any municipality to absorb Biscayne Park now that it is much more of a liability than an asset.
Especially if Fred Jonas would be included in the deal.
(Okay, yeah. I just had to throw that in for cheap thrills.)
What? Why? You realize Coral Gables has a smaller population than Doral, right? You want to do away with that city as well?
There are plenty of small cities all over the country and many people like living in them. Why is this absurd?
And who is whining?