“Homegirl, Interrupted”

As hard as it is to believe, North Miami Beach Council Critter Frantz Pierre and Wannabe North Miami Councilwoman Fake “Teacher” Carline Paul have been upstaged by someone who has out-frauded even these two corruptocrats.

This person is such a con artist, even the Dade County Police Benevolent Association might not endorse her!

In case you haven’t heard, the best story of the week … no make that the year … is how a blonde haired, blue eyed, freckle faced, unmistakeably Caucasian little girl…

… grew up to be a fake black woman.

In the I-Can’t-Make-This-Up Category of Reality Blogging, Rachel Dolezal, who could have easily qualified as a card-carrying member of the Aryan Sisterhood, dyed and curled her hair, sprayed on some “blackface,” went to a traditionally black college, and became the president of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP.

Last week, Dolezal’s parents revealed that despite her desperate desire to be a black woman, their daughter is as white as the driven snow.

This woman, who claims she’s black, had the audacity to sue Howard University in 2002 for discrimination based on her lily whiteness.

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “White Privilege.”

As you might expect, this story – and all the background stories that go along with it – keeps getting bigger and bigger. The media are pondering why Rachel Dolezal would perpetrate such a deception, as well as her parents’ motivation for outing her as a white chick. The NAACP had no problem with keeping her at her post, but Rachel ended up doing the world a favor by resigning.

The real winner here is Twitter. As you might imagine, from the second this bizarre story broke, the Twitter-sphere exploded with gut-busting humor. New hashtags were immediately spawned, #RachelDolezal, #AskRachel and #TransRachel, among others.

“I definitely am not white.” —#RachelDolezal “I am not gay.” –Sen. Larry Craig “I am the Walrus. Coo coo ca choo.” –Lennon–McCartney

— Larry Elder (@larryelder) June 16, 2015

@ArtbyAWOHS @SooperMexican Careful. That’s Rachel profiling. #TransRachel

— Emile Husson (@emile_husson) June 16, 2015

There are now entire columns dedicated to the best Rachel Dolezal tweets. Some of my personal favorites are:

Sad to announce I’m stepping down as Treasurer of the Aryan Brotherhood’s Las Vegas chapter. — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) June 15, 2015

Netflix scraps plans, gets to work on new series, “White Is The New Black.” #RachelDolezal

— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) June 12, 2015

But the absolute BEST TWEET EVAH! had to be this one:

Her own mama outed her. HER OWN MAMA! That is the blackest thing that ever happened to her. #RachelDolezal — Danielle Henderson (@knottyyarn) June 12, 2015

More hilarity ensued when the hashtag #RachelDolezalMemiorTitles was created.