Seven Questions for my Readers

Party Central in North Miami Photo: Al Diaz/MIAMI HERALD STAFF
Party Central in North Miami
Photo: Al Diaz/MIAMI HERALD STAFF

Top ranking officials from the government in Haiti, including its president, showed up in North Miami yesterday to hold the “traveling government” town hall meeting in the high school’s auditorium.

Traveling government?  I’m not exactly sure what that means, but after reading the Miami Herald article, Haitian president, prime minister meet diaspora in North Miami, I am so full of questions for which I cannot come up with logical answers.  Maybe some of my readers can help me out here.

According to the article, Haiti’s Prime Minister Laurent Lamothe “wanted to bring key government ministers and directors to South Florida” so they could “hear directly from the people … a very important constituency in Haitian economic affairs, a group that has been abandoned and neglected.  It gives them the opportunity to speak to their government in a direct way: cutting the clutter, cutting the red tape and the bureaucracy, having access directly to expose the problems. That’s the goal.”

Question Number One:  Lamothe is addressing the Haitian community in South Florida, most of whom are already American citizens who vote here, affording them “the opportunity to speak to their government.”  Isn’t “their” government the United States of America, or am I missing something?

The article also noted that the “gathering brought Haiti’s ministers of commerce, education, justice, tourism, communications and diaspora to South Florida, as well as the head of customs, the Haitian Internal Revenue Service, the police chief and the director of the government’s social food assistance program.”

Question Number Two:  If all of the Haiti’s government officials are here, who’s running the government back there?

The Haitian president and prime minister spoke “for three hours” about the “changes that had been made” in their country.  The article also mentioned that “Lamothe met with members of the Haitian-American Grassroots Coalition, who sought his support on lobbying the Obama administration for the Haitian Family Reunification Parole Program. The program would reunite Haitian families who have already been approved for legal status in the United States but linger in Haiti.”

Question Number Three:  If Haiti’s current administration has made great improvements in their country, why are they pushing for a program that would help Haitians who still “linger in Haiti” to GTFO of their own country?

The Herald article also reported that “before today, the town hall, called Gouvènman Lakay Ou, took place in regions around Haiti. But for the ninth edition, Lamothe decided to come north, a move that has been heavily criticized in Haiti, where the country is struggling financially.”  Yet, President Martelly “defended the decision,” stating, “Even if we had spent $50,000 to see people who are sending $2 billion to Haiti, we have not spent a lot of money. On the contrary, we know that with you we can do a lot of things in Haiti … with the power you have, the financial power and the expertise.”  He was referring to the “$2 billion in remittances” that the Haitian diaspora contributes “to the Martelly government’s free education program through taxes of their phone calls and money transfers to Haiti.”

Question Number Four:  Was this a “town hall meeting” of the Haitian government, or a fundraiser?

Judging by the fact that so many Haitians have migrated to South Florida, it’s quite obvious that “there are doubts about the [Haitian] government’s progress in a country where unemployment remains high and poverty vast,” or they wouldn’t be here in the first place.

It’s also quite obvious that the Haitians who have settled here and become productive citizens of this country have no intention of going back to Haiti on a permanent basis.  The sheer force of their political power here in South Florida, and especially in North Miami, has proven that they are more than capable and have the ability to improve their local government and the community which it serves.  There is more than enough work for local officials to attend to right here at home.

Question Number Five:  Why isn’t South Florida’s Haitian community sending the message to the Haitian government to stop “traveling” and direct its focus on the problems of its own country and the people who live there?

As you know, I’ve been extremely critical about the dubious spending habits of North Miami Beach’s Councilman Frantz Pierre on our dime.  I will assume that this event, which was held in the North Miami Senior High School auditorium, cost the residents of North Miami quite a few dimes.

Question Number Six:  How much did North Miami taxpayers pay for the “Haitian traveling government’s town hall,” and how did this expense benefit the taxpaying residents of North Miami?

But the most puzzling question that I know must be on everyone’s mind is this:

Question Number SevenWTF IS A TRAVELING GOVERNMENT ANYWAY?

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”

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11 thoughts on “Seven Questions for my Readers

  1. Stephanie, everybody knows what a Traveling Government” is. It is a government that travels. LOL

  2. Obviously, this was NOT a budgeted item. What did this cost? This City of North Miami NEEDS AN INDEPENDENT FORENSIC FINANCIAL AUDIT and a City Council that will not throw away tax payer dollars!

  3. My first laugh of day. But maybe not so funny…

    As to “Question Number Six: How much did North Miami taxpayers pay for the “Haitian traveling government’s town hall,” and how did this expense benefit the taxpaying residents of North Miami?

    Good luck with NoMi City Clerk’s Office and getting any public records out of them. Unlike NMB, give it a try and see how not easy it is (sadly). Maybe the forensic audit will cover these dates (does anyone know if it does or if it ends last month) and maybe it will cover if there was any money sent. Transparency eases supposition and We shall see. Meanwhile, Happy Sunday.

  4. Question Number Six has been answered! I received a phone call from someone who told me that both the City of North Miami and the Miami-Dade Public Schools were paid for the services and venue provided to the Haitian government officials.

    I will also assume that local businesses made money for the food, lodging and transportation of everyone who attended.

    That’s great news! For us, anyway. Not so much for the residents of Haiti, who could use the money more.

    Let’s just hope the check clears.

    Just saying.

    1. Good work, eagle eye. As to “That’s great news! For us, anyway. Not so much for the residents of Haiti, who could use the money more”….Maybe there’s a “Stephanie” blogging in Haiti…

  5. Why doesn’t the Haitian traveling government just sell the entire island to Venezuelan developers? It worked for downtown Miami and it will work for Haiti. The traveling government certainly has the authority. Self rule hasn’t gone so well and really, who in their right mind wants to deal with all the palm greasing?. If private companies actually owned the island they wouldn’t cut down all the trees. They would actually build homes and infra structure and then there would be jobs and prosperity. Of course they might have to change the name for re-branding purposes.

  6. I support the “Haitian Family Reunification Program”. I think every Haitian living here, who left a family member behind, should go back to Haiti and reunite with their family members there.

  7. You would not understand and dont try too complicated for you to, stick your nose somewhere else where you can more or less understand.

    1. That’s pretty comical coming from someone who obviously doesn’t understand sarcasm, irony, humor or apostrophes.

      But as funny as your comment may be, it’s nowhere near as hysterical as the Haitian politician who once told me that Creole was far too difficult a language to be translated into English for non-Haitians. That was, of course, after I caught him telling a blatant lie on Haitian radio and he pretended to be insulted when I called him out on it.

      Yeah, that was funny!

      As for Sweet Mickey and the Traveling Government Road Show, there’s absolutely nothing complicated about it. It is exactly what it is. It’s actually even funnier than your comment.

      But it’s nowhere near as funny as being told that Haitian politics are too complicated for non-Haitians to understand.

      Dude, we totally get it.

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