Month: April 2014
FIRE SARAH ZABEL!
Captain Justice, a criminal defense attorney-slash-blogger, posted a comment on the Justice Building Blog yesterday about the wife of North Miami Beach EX-Mayor/current FELONY defendant Myron Rosner, CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE SARAH ZABEL. The Cap
City of North Miami Police Memorial Ceremony April 29, 2014
I had the honor of attending this morning’s Police Memorial Ceremony at the North Miami Police Headquarters. Here are some of the highlights.
That’s MISTER Random Pixels to you!
CBS Miami’s MaryAnn Martinez reported a story in an article, Children Shocked While In Hialeah Pool, posted late last night. At minute 00:54 of the video she announced, “All three children were electrocuted.” Fortunately, despite…
The Revenge of the Grammar Nerds
I spent the better part of yesterday writing, rewriting, agonizing over, editing and rewriting again, a long dissertation about the recent North Miami Beach Sanitation Workshop regarding the outsourcing of the sanitation department. Then I…
Yes, Vanessa, there is no un-tweet button (Updated)
NBC Miami reporter assignment editor Vanessa Morales is proof positive that #journalismisdead. After a fatal crash on the MacArthur Causeway yesterday morning, she tweeted: Random Pixels just HAD to respond
And one more thing…
This is why Random Pixels TOTALLY ROCKS! Yesterday afternoon he
We are SO not Sweetwater!
Nearly three years ago on May 28, 2011, Random Pixels published a column entitled, Sweetwater…still dirty after all these years. He followed that up on December 8, 2011 with Sweetwater…still dirty after all these years…
Darwin Awards: There’s a contender born every minute.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a brand new Darwin Award contender. According to an NBC Miami article just posted, Hollywood Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Buttocks, the contest for a 2014 winner is still wide…
Two loving cats need a good home. Please help! (Reposted from 9/1/13)
My name is Belen Leon, I really need help finding a loving home for my two cats, Thiago and Mango. I’ve had them for 5 years now and it breaks our hearts, but my mom…
Speaking of Christmas and Slumlords…
Following in the North Miami tradition of just making up rules as you go along, I am officially declaring that Easter Sunday is the last day you can legally hang outdoor Christmas lights on your…