Life inside the perimeter

police lineOkay, so here I am, minding my own business, when all of a sudden a police search helicopter is circling overhead.  North Miami Beach police officers and dogs came into my yard, obviously searching for someone.

I called the Police Department and asked what’s up.  I was told that the police were looking for two suspects, one was caught and one was still on the run.  The only advice the dispatcher could give me was to stay indoors and that if I saw anything suspicious to call them back.

What?  Like maybe search dogs in my yard?

Well, that was helpful.  Like I was gonna invite the fugitive in for a cup of coffee or something.

And to think, just last night I was bored.

Davie’s looking awfully good right about now.

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”

 

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11 thoughts on “Life inside the perimeter

    1. I’ll go back to being a humor writer, which was my original calling. I got sidetracked by Stupid Myron Tricks. As you know, one thing led to another…

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