Okay, so here I am, minding my own business, when all of a sudden a police search helicopter is circling overhead. North Miami Beach police officers and dogs came into my yard, obviously searching for someone.
I called the Police Department and asked what’s up. I was told that the police were looking for two suspects, one was caught and one was still on the run. The only advice the dispatcher could give me was to stay indoors and that if I saw anything suspicious to call them back.
What? Like maybe search dogs in my yard?
Well, that was helpful. Like I was gonna invite the fugitive in for a cup of coffee or something.
And to think, just last night I was bored.
Davie’s looking awfully good right about now.
Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”
Let me tell you about my day. Oh, never mind…you already know. 😉
We have to stop meeting like this.
Don’t spoil my fun.
Whatever will you blog about in Davie, the crime free land of milk and honey?
I’ll go back to being a humor writer, which was my original calling. I got sidetracked by Stupid Myron Tricks. As you know, one thing led to another…
first, of course glad you are okay. second, forgive the off-topic post — but maybe it is not ! Maybe there is something in the water in FLA. This makes NM/NMB look like… well you are the comedy blogger so you can do better than me finishing that sentence.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/11/us/need-for-speeders-puts-tiny-florida-city-on-brink-of-erasure.html?hp&target=comments&_r=0#commentsContainer
….and of course one of the commissioners is named “Innocent!”
But, of course.
Hampton could definitely use a local blogger, but there’s no guarantee that he or she wouldn’t be corrupt as well. There is absolutely something in the water!
Random Pixels beat us to the punch about Hampton with his blog yesterday, http://randompixels.blogspot.com/2014/03/the-dirtiest-little-town-in-florida.html.
ENJOY!
Well I guess there are (sadly) enough shenanigans to keep you busy locally anyway…. Happy Monday!