Features Beware of Gangsters Filing Tax Returns By David Wolman January 09, 2014 The white Cadillac on NE 167th Street in North Miami Beach had darkly tinted windows. In Florida opaque car windows are illegal,…

The North Miami Beach Police Department’s tweets commenced. Not on Monday, as Pattypan predicted: But, commenced

Yet another reason why… Tuesday, January 07, 2014 Miami Herald to readers: ‘We’re sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed’ It’s easier to order a pizza by phone in Miami than it is to…

UPDATE: At 1:03 pm, I received a press release from the NMBPD.  Click here. ———————————————————————————————- In less than an hour after I posted the column claiming that North Miami Beach is in dire need of…

I know that North Miami Beach has budget problems.  Everyone knows this.  The general employees know it.  The police employees know it.  The feral cats that hang around the back of the Public Works Department…

Contrary to the popular belief that these are “slow news times,” by now you probably know that North Miami Beach had its first murder of the year early this morning.  You also know that you…

Sources inside the NMB Police Department just advised me that there was a street brawl which resulted in a murder at approximately 4:00 this morning at Northeast 158 Street and 15 Avenue. Witnesses told police…

I saw this cartoon on Facebook and LMAO!  Don’t worry.  This column is not going to be about man-made “global warming” or “climate change” or whatever phrase du jour the weather alarmists are using now,…

Especially considering that the Gators weren’t even invited to a single Bowl game, however obscure.  I mean, seriously.  Not even The Famous Idaho Potato Bowl?  How pathetic is that? Even more pathetic, I wrote a…

Just in case you think baseball is boring: