Let me be perfectly clear on this. I do not “celebrate” Black Friday. I can think of a million things I’d rather be doing than fighting traffic, waiting in line and elbowing my way through a crowd of rabid shoppers to buy something. Anything. There is absolutely no bargain in the world worth that aggravation. Zip, zilch, nada, bupkes!
I’d rather sit back and laugh at the idiots. There’s enough of them to go around.
The internet is full of humorous Black Friday pictures and memes. Just search for “Black Friday Humor” in Google images and instead of mad crazy shopping, you can spend the day laughing your ass off. I thought I’d post a few of them here to get you started. Happy smirking.
And remember, you can get the last laugh from the comfort of your own chair on Cyber Monday.
Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”
Big Fun at the Big Red K!
Every Friday is Black Friday at NMB’s Walmart.
So true!
This is terrible. Instead of people gathering together to give thanks and enjoy each other they are out in the terrible crowds.
These stories made headlines today – Woman uses stun gun in shopping fight; Suspected shoplifter shot after dragging cop through KOHL’s parking lot; Shopper kicked out of WALMART for filming fight; Shoppers trampled in race for $49 Tablet; Man stabbed over parking spot.
I had a better plan – relax all day, shop online, cuddle with my poodle and enjoy my delicious Thanksgiving leftovers. Just sayin’
Black Friday is fabulous! I love the insane early start with the mandatory sprint to Starbucks. I rarely buy anything and I don’t go near the big box stores. For people watching, Black Friday is amazing. I’m usually home by 11, 1pm at the latest and ready for Thanksgiving II.