Something funny happened in North Miami By Hector Roos Yes, this has to do with mayoral contest in North Miami. No, it is not another post about “Coco Douce” or about the devil hexing candidates…

I read a very interesting article in the Miami Herald this morning entitled, Dania Beach commissioner resigns after residency dispute.  Since voters here in North Miami and North Miami Beach had issues with candidates in…

Last night’s Coronation, I mean Inauguration, of Queen Lucie, a/k/a Mayor Coco Douce, was such a three ring circus, the only thing missing were the rings.  And the clowns.  Unless, of course, North Miami city…

A North Miami Beach resident just purchased a second home here and is in need of clam shell awnings for the windows.  Several windows already have them, but he is missing seven of them.  These…

Who’s that lurking in the shadows? I just happened to be at the Miami-Dade County Courthouse this afternoon as I was invited to attend the investiture of County Court Judge Ivonne Cuesta.  Some of you…

I still can’t get over North Miami Beach councilman Frantz Pierre’s hysterical performance the other night when he feebly attempted to feign indignation that a NON-RESIDENT was allowed to run for office in our city….

Always on the cutting edge of the news, the Miami New Times apparently just published There Was a Creepy Clown Statue Deep Inside Oleta River Park. Reporter Kyle Munzenrieder wrote: “The Internet is abuzz that…

Enough about North Miami for now.  Last night’s North Miami Beach City Council meeting was very exciting, especially if you like watching councilman Frantz Pierre squirm. As uncomfortable as it was for The Spork Weasel…

  Until now, northeast Miami-Dade County was home to one Douchenozzle, and that would be North Miami Beach EX-mayor Myron Rosner.  The former corruptocrat, current indictee, and (hopefully) future convict, who is scheduled to stand…

Mayor:  Lucie Tondreau 55% District 2:  Carol Keys 61% District 3:  Philippe Bien-Aime 67%