The Lurker of NMB

Who’s that lurking in the shadows?

I just happened to be at the Miami-Dade County Courthouse this afternoon as I was invited to attend the investiture of County Court Judge Ivonne Cuesta. Some of you may remember last year when I had her campaign ad on this website. I helped her during the election and she was kind enough to remember by sending me an invitation. The ceremony was lovely!

Newly elected councilman Tony DeFillipo was also in attendance, as he is well acquainted with Judge Cuesta and also worked on her election campaign. I took a picture of him with our city clerk, Pamela Latimore, who was also in attendance.

Imagine my surprise to see none other than the Spork Weasel of North Miami Beach, pretend councilman Frantz Pierre, lurking in the crowd. Here is a shot of him chatting with our city clerk and a Mystery Woman in Purple.

Now this woman was taking pictures of everyone in the room, even yours truly. Here’s a picture of her taking a picture of me!

Scary wench, huh?

So, here’s the question of the day: What was L’il Frantzie P doing lurking at the Courthouse? Does he even know Judge Cuesta? WAS HE EVEN INVITED?

I could be wrong, but I seriously doubt it. Frantzie never misses a chance to crash a party.

My guess, however, is that he was pretending to schmooze with county bigwigs, trying to create photo ops to use for his re-election campaign in 2015. Rumor has it he’s going to try for a shot at the mayor’s seat.

IS THAT A HOOT, OR WHAT? ROFLMAO!

The P Man should have figured out by now that he is persona non grata in North Miami Beach. He is the new Myron. From now until election day 2015, I plan to document every misstep he takes. By the time I get through with him, he’ll never eat lunch in this town again.

Watch your back, Frantzie. ‘Cuz, every move you make, I’ll be watching you.