Until now, northeast Miami-Dade County was home to one Douchenozzle, and that would be North Miami Beach EX-mayor Myron Rosner.  The former corruptocrat, current indictee, and (hopefully) future convict, who is scheduled to stand trial on June 20, 2013, will now share the spotlight with North Miami’s newly elected Douchenozzle Mayor, Lucie “Coco Douce” Tondreau.

Yesterday, 25.72% of North Miami’s voters decided that they loved the despicably corrupt, ethically challenged and allegedly criminal mayor Andre Pierre so much, they were only too happy to elect his protege to replace him.  Because four years of dirty politics wasn’t nearly enough.

Assuming that all 7,334 ballots cast in the mayoral race are legitimate, which I highly doubt considering how rampant voter fraud is in North Miami, the biggest losers are the 20,948 people out of 28,280 registered voters who decided that it wasn’t worth their time to worry about who occupies City Hall.

To all of you who stayed home from the polls, as far as I’m concerned you have officially forfeited your right to complain about anything from garbage bills to gang shootings.  By not voting in yesterday’s runoff, you effectively rolled out the red carpet for the criminals to finish taking over your city.  If you ever wake up one day and wonder what happened to North Miami, the problem will be in your mirror.  Own it!

In the ever widening Circle of Corruption, one of the newest members is Daphne Campbell.  She was inducted by virtue of the fact that she’s been investigated for tax and Medicaid fraud, which is her claim to fame.  Oh, and the fact that she happens to have somehow gotten herself re-elected as a State Representative in spite of her alleged criminal activity.  Or maybe because of it.  The members of the Circle seem to wear their rap sheets like badges of honor.

Even though she does not live in North Miami, she managed to get on Haitian radio yesterday to rile up the “Haitian community” by telling lies that “white people” are saying “White people all the way.”  The fact that she ABSOLUTELY MADE THIS UP didn’t faze her or her audience when she followed that idiocy with “Where are the Haitians?  Haitians all day long.  THE WHITE PEOPLE WON’T HELP YOU!”

Folks, this came out of the mouth of a FLORIDA STATE REPRESENTATIVE!  Are you going to tell me it’s NOT RACIST?  Daphne Campbell needs to be brought up on ethics charges for this behavior.

Yeah, I know.  So many complaints to file, so little time…

(A special shout out to the race baiting Miami Herald for running the story originally titled “North Miami elects first Haitian woman mayor,” which was changed to “Tondreau voted North Miami’s first Haitian-American woman mayor,” after Random Pixel’s Bill Cooke called the Herald to complain.)

In summary, 4,058 people, or 55.7% of ONE QUARTER OF THE REGISTERED VOTERS of North Miami, SAID ‘YES’ TO CORRUPTION.

Less than half of North Miami’s 60,000 residents are registered voters.  Approximately fifteen (15%) percent of those voters – or LESS THAN SEVEN (7%) PERCENT OF THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF NORTH MIAMI, chose an inexperienced, race baiting, crony of the most unethical politician to ever dis-grace the doorsteps of a City Hall, to continue politics as usual in the Chicago of the South.

Scarier still is that Andre Pierre proxy, Lucie Tondreau, will control the City of North Miami’s coveted CRA budget in excess of $2.3 million.  Any guesses where the bulk of that money will end up?

Just saying.

North Miami, welcome to your new mayor, Coconut Douche.

Move over Myron.  Here comes the Douchenozzle of North Miami.

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”