Month: May 2013
“Racism” vs. Reality
A reporter from The Miami Herald and WLRN recently sent out a questionnaire to the members of the Public Insight Network, which was: “Why doesn’t Miami have a bigger Asian population? Miami’s culturally diverse communities…
Big Fun in North Miami
Hello, North Miami! I bet you guys thought I forgot about you, but as Willie Nelson says, you’re Always On My Mind. While North Miami Beach takes a collective deep breath before the campaigning starts…
NMB Election Results and the Gadfly’s Commentary
Once again, a pathetically small amount of voters made a major decision for all 40,000 residents of North Miami Beach. Out of 20,000 registered voters, only 2,092 of them showed up to choose two individuals…
North Miami Beach Election Results
Both seats are going into a runoff, with the following totals:
Liars, Racists and Thugs! Oh, My!
Today is Election Day in North Miami Beach, and history is about to be made. For starters, due to a Charter Amendment instituting staggered terms, this is the first time we are holding a municipal…
Opa-locka wants YOU!
Bill from Random Pixels just alerted me that Opa-locka is advertising for an Assistant Chief of Police. Not only will this lucky individual get to work “under the direction of the Chief of Police,” the…
Unity? ROFLMAO!
The Miami Herald ran a story on Saturday, May 4, 2013, entitled North Miami’s upcoming city elections expose racial tensions. Reporter Nadege Green did a great job with her in depth research of the problem…
The Daily Dargenson: More On Dargenson Family Values
North Miami Beach Faux Candidate Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson is running on a “Family Values” platform. In her literature, she claimed, “I am married with children. As a mother, I understand the meaning of family values.” …
Jean D. Berrouet: More “Family Values” from L’il Frantzie P?
North Miami Beach Council candidate Jean D. Berrouet is a jack of many trades. He’s one of the two patsies that current Council Weasel Frantz Pierre has cajoled into running for office in order to…
Laws? What laws? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ LAWS!
Wanna run for office in North Miami Beach even though you don’t live here? NO PROBLEM, MON! Wanna vote in Miami-Dade County even though you live in Broward? NO PROBLEM, MON! Wanna sell your vote…