Month: May 2013
North Miami, the Devil made you do it!
Unwilling to let her fifteen minutes of fame expire gracefully, North Miami mayoral wannabe Anna L. Pierre is blaming her devastating loss at the polls on the Prince of Darkness. No, I’m not talking about…
North Miami Beach: David Templer Endorsements
Friends and neighbors, the NMB Runoff Election will be this coming Tuesday, the 21st of May (for early voting see below). I merely remind you that this date should be penciled in to your calendar. …
Stop the presses! North Miami Election Analysis and Gadfly Endorsements!
After yesterday’s trouncing at the polls in North Miami, Anna L. Pierre can now take her sugar cookie and slither back home to MIRAMAR. Jesus may love her, but the voters laughed her out of…
BREAKING: North Miami Election News
Unofficial final results…run-offs in all 3 seats: Burns – 33% Tondreau – 27% Keys – 49% Irvin – 26% Bien-Aime – 44% Despinosse – 27%
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
The fact that you’re reading this column right now is a proof positive that neither MIRAMAR RESIDENT Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson nor Hillel Hellinger care about the City of North Miami Beach. Let me explain. Ever…
Jesus Update
Within hours of publishing the first article about North Miami mayoral candidate Anna L. Pierre’s endorsement by Jesus, the Miami Herald’s Nadege Green updated the story. When the reporter reached the candidate today, Saint Anna…
Oy Vey! She did NOT do that!
Just when you think you’ve seen and heard it all, something comes along that is just so shocking, so astonishing, so freaking OFF THE WALL, that you realize people are so nuts, absolutely nothing should…
“Racism” vs. Reality
A reporter from The Miami Herald and WLRN recently sent out a questionnaire to the members of the Public Insight Network, which was: “Why doesn’t Miami have a bigger Asian population? Miami’s culturally diverse communities…
Big Fun in North Miami
Hello, North Miami! I bet you guys thought I forgot about you, but as Willie Nelson says, you’re Always On My Mind. While North Miami Beach takes a collective deep breath before the campaigning starts…
NMB Election Results and the Gadfly’s Commentary
Once again, a pathetically small amount of voters made a major decision for all 40,000 residents of North Miami Beach. Out of 20,000 registered voters, only 2,092 of them showed up to choose two individuals…


