Month: May 2013
The Daily Dargenson: Order in the Court
The case of Spiegel vs. Dargenson marches on. According to the Docket posted on the Miami-Dade County Clerk of Court’s website as of today, the judged ruled on the Plaintiff’s Emergency Motion for Contempt Re: Defendant…
The Daily Dargenson: No news is, well, no news
When it comes to the media, I truly believe they are living in an alternate universe. I’m hard pressed to figure out what our local news affiliates deem worthy of reporting and what they decide…
North Miami, the Devil made you do it!
Unwilling to let her fifteen minutes of fame expire gracefully, North Miami mayoral wannabe Anna L. Pierre is blaming her devastating loss at the polls on the Prince of Darkness. No, I’m not talking about…
North Miami Beach: David Templer Endorsements
Friends and neighbors, the NMB Runoff Election will be this coming Tuesday, the 21st of May (for early voting see below). I merely remind you that this date should be penciled in to your calendar. …
Stop the presses! North Miami Election Analysis and Gadfly Endorsements!
After yesterday’s trouncing at the polls in North Miami, Anna L. Pierre can now take her sugar cookie and slither back home to MIRAMAR. Jesus may love her, but the voters laughed her out of…
BREAKING: North Miami Election News
Unofficial final results…run-offs in all 3 seats: Burns – 33% Tondreau – 27% Keys – 49% Irvin – 26% Bien-Aime – 44% Despinosse – 27%
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
The fact that you’re reading this column right now is a proof positive that neither MIRAMAR RESIDENT Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson nor Hillel Hellinger care about the City of North Miami Beach. Let me explain. Ever…
Jesus Update
Within hours of publishing the first article about North Miami mayoral candidate Anna L. Pierre’s endorsement by Jesus, the Miami Herald’s Nadege Green updated the story. When the reporter reached the candidate today, Saint Anna…
Oy Vey! She did NOT do that!
Just when you think you’ve seen and heard it all, something comes along that is just so shocking, so astonishing, so freaking OFF THE WALL, that you realize people are so nuts, absolutely nothing should…
The mysterious saga of the Hialeah boletera continues
Is anyone curious why the Broward State Attorney’s Office is handling the absentee ballot fraud case of Hialeah ballot broker Deisy Cabrera? As reported in today’s Miami Herald in two separate stories, Notes kept by…