Month: April 2013
Hey, Yvie! Two can play the Facebook game!
Too bad you suck at it. Just saying. Stephanie Kienzle “Spreading the Wealth”
All About Yve
As I mentioned in my earlier column, North Miami Beach’s NON-RESIDENT faux candidate Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson did not show up at last night’s candidate forum in Eastern Shores. This particular forum is usually the kick…
Sullivan Kienzle for North Miami Beach City Council!
BREAKING NEWS: My dog, Sullivan “Sully” Kienzle, has decided to throw his hat, er, his bone, in the ring and run for North Miami Beach City Council. Unlike Poser Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson, Sully actually lives…
One more thing
Me again. Sorry to bother you, but I’m sitting here ROFLMAO. This is too good not to share. How funny is it that North Miami Beach Faux City Council candidate Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson is just…
Can we talk?
Okay, yeah. I am such a bitch. I admit it. But, hey, I’m so damn good at it, it’s like a calling to me. Why fight it? So, “Yve.” Sweetie. Can we talk? Girlfriend to…
Ydiots Among Us
We’ve already established that North Miami Beach City Council Class Clown Frantz Pierre IS the dimmest bulb in the chandelier. A close contender for Ydiot of the Year is his protege/faux city council candidate, Yvenoline…
YVENOLINE DARGENSON, YOU ARE SO BUSTED!
As I reported in The Carpetbagger of NMB, there is undisputed proof that North Miami Beach Council candidate Yvenoline Dargenson not only does not live in North Miami Beach, but she doesn’t live in Miami-Dade…
Skyscrapers and Unicorns
After I published my column, Hippies on the Grass, a good friend of mine, with whom I usually agree on most political issues, sent me an email stating, “What is your point? Read the 1st…
Letter from an NMB Oldtimer
I promised a reader that I would publish his letter on my website, so here it is: Dear Stephanie, I’m nearly getting a bald spot from continuously scratching my head after I occasionally choose to…
Hippies on the Grass
A couple of days ago, the Miami Herald published an article entitled, North Miami Beach protesters rally against hotel by Greynolds Park. According to the article, “on Sunday, nearly forty protestors showed up at the…


