North Miami Beach Council Weasel Frantz Pierre is up to his usual tricks.  Some old, some new.  But you can bet he’s always up to something, and it’s always to no good.

His latest chicanery involves convincing two patsies, cousins Yvenoline Dargenson and Jean D. Berrouet, to run for office in NMB, and worse, that he can get them elected.  First he persuaded North Miami city clerk Michael Etienne to spend his own money to publish and mail a two sided full color endorsement of the chumps, and then enlisted North Miami’s corruptocrat mayor Andre Pierre, Etienne’s law partner, Philip J. Brutus and former North Miami mayor Joe Celestin to join in the deception.

L’il Frantzie P is heartily backing MIRAMAR RESIDENT AND UNQUALIFIED Faux Candidate Yvenoline Dargenson in an attempt to unseat Councilwoman Beth Spiegel, but he’s pretty much thrown Jean D. Berrouet under the bus.

Or has he?

According to Jaime Miller’s Campaign Treasurer’s Report, Frantzie and one of his absentee voter “housemates” each contributed $100.00 to Miller’s campaign.  In addition, four of his other “housemates” each gave Miller $50.00, bringing Jaime’s total campaign donations from La Maison de Pierre up to $400.00.

L’il Frantzie P also has Jaime Miller’s campaign sign displayed prominently in his front yard.

We are already well versed in the duplicitous double dealings of Frantz Pee-Aire.  His cunning knows no bounds.  But to publicly endorse a candidate as an elected official, and then privately appear to support his challenger, only proves that the deceitful Spork Weasel is nothing but a snake in the grass.

Why would he do such a thing?  Only Pee-Aire knows for sure, but there are several theories floating around.  I’m throwing a couple of them out there as food for thought, but you be the judge.

For starters, some believe that Jaime is Frantzie’s red herring.  By donating to his campaign and sporting his campaign sign, Frantzie is using Jaime as bait to take votes away from the other contenders in this race, i.e., Tony DeFillipo, Margie Love and Hillel Hellenger.  Tony, Margie and even Hillel are familiar faces in North Miami Beach, but Jaime is a complete unknown.  (Except to his neighbor, of course, Jeff Mishcon, who tells hims stuff.)  By appearing to support Jaime, Pee-Aire is most likely trying to increase Jaime’s recognition factor, and make him appear to be a serious contender.  Being the racist that he is, I’m guessing that Frantzie is hoping that the four non-Haitian candidates will split the “white vote,” thus making room for his token Haitian to slip in and grab the seat.

In order to even imagine that anyone is capable of this type of political ploy, one must fully understand that a weasel like Frantz Pierre is just twisted enough to come up with such a plot.  Do not doubt for one minute what a warped mind like his is capable of believing.

The other scenario is that Frantzie is completely confident that he’s got the absentee ballots sewn up in his favor.  Considering that absentee ballot fraud has been a major problem in North Miami Beach since 2009, when not so coincidentally he was re-elected, and when his frequent co-conspirator Myron Rosner snatched the mayoral seat from his predecessor, Mayor Raymond Marin.  In fact, Myron even boasted about his ability to “win” the hearts of absentee ballot voters, and was utterly stunned when his trickery didn’t work in 2011 and he was voted out after one term.  Frantzie, on the other hand, was more successful that year and was able to “win” yet again.

Folks, stop and think about this for a moment.  Is there any logical explanation, other than absentee ballot fraud, for Frantzie’s being re-elected even once, much less than TWICE?  Of course not!  I don’t know many voters who actually went to the polls on voting day and personally bubbled in Pierre’s name.  Nothing on earth could convince me that if it weren’t for those absentee ballot “votes,” that the smarmy Spork Weasel could have possibly won back his seat.

I’ve been railing about voter and campaign fraud for years now.  I have filed complaint after complaint with the Miami-Dade Commission on Ethics and Public Trust, as well as the Florida Elections Commission, the State Attorney and the Florida Division of Elections.  While the Ethics Commission and the SAO have seemingly turned a collective blind eye to voter fraud, it is my understanding that there are voter fraud investigations pending with several other agencies.  Relief – and justice – cannot come soon enough!  Until something is done to eliminate the problem of absentee ballot fraud, we will continue to be stuck with the likes of Frantz Pierre and his ilk.

As I said, Frantzie’s support of two candidates vying for the same seat is suspicious indeed.  The explanation could lie with either one of the two scenarios outlined above, or a combination of both.  Or, it could be something even more nefarious.  We may never find out without a thorough investigation by authorities.

While Berrouet seems to be in perpetual non-campaign mode, Dargenson’s campaign strategy appears to be name and face recognition by launching a barrage of in-your-face Facebook ads and planting campaign signs like flowers all over town.  Since she only deigned to attend one out of three candidate forums, refuses to be interviewed in depth by the Miami Herald reporter, and has yet to actually show her face around North Miami Beach in earnest (which is understandable since SHE LIVES IN MIRAMAR), Dargenson is obviously planning to “win” this election by proxy.  Or, perhaps could it be by absentee ballot?  That wouldn’t surprise me in the least considering her mentor/puppetmaster is none other than L’il Frantzie P – the Spork Weasel of NMB.

On May 7, 2013, PLEASE VOTE RESPONSIBLY!