Not that we’d know it by reading the Miami Herald, but across the pond, The New Key-holding Kween of the City Kim Kardashian made news in the UK because of her recent ride-along with the North Miami Police Department.

According to the Mail Online, “The 32-year-old reality star claims to be fascinated with police work as she joins officers on season three of one of her TV shows, Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.”

Kimmie was just so excited to see how the other half lives.  The article states:

‘It’s so exciting and such a rush,’ Kim said afterwards. She went to an apartment where cops had arrested suspects with one man writhing around on the floor in handcuffs.

She explained: ‘I’m looking around and my heart is pounding. I’ve never seen anything like this in my life.’

‘It’s still really scary,’ said Kim. ‘That was so exciting, it made me hungry.’

She then got an officer to take her to a drive-through in the squad car so she could stock up on fast food.

North Miami’s very own Publicity Hound/King Mayor Andre Pierre must have drooled at the prospect of his city’s being on a national television reality series.  Kimmie stated that the city manager set up the ride-along by the city manager, but as everyone knows, former PD Chief/current Andre Stooge City Manager doesn’t make a move without a nod and a blink from Hizzoner.

Little Kimmie had such a blast, she actually asked one of the cops to handcuff her “to see what it feels like.”  When she tried to maneuver the cuffs from back to front, Kimmie couldn’t get them over her trademark butt.  According to the article, “she squealed.”

Come to think of it, no wonder the Miami Herald didn’t bother to run with this non-story.  Its reporters must have some real news to report today.  Like the upcoming Ultra Music Festival where hundreds of thousands of concert goers are expected to take drugs.

Now THAT’S news!

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”