You really do learn something new every day.  At least, I seem to.  Being a country music fan in general, and a Dwight Yoakam fan in particular, I never listen to pop radio.  Good thing some of my readers do because if it weren’t for a hot tip I received, I would never have heard about the distinct “honor” North Miami mayor Andre Pierre received this morning on WPOW “Power 96.”

As we all know by now, North Miami mayor Andre Pierre gave the Keys to the City to celebutant sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian yesterday.  Sister Khloe was apparently unavailable for this photo op.  But Andre’s beaming face and shining head has made headlines all over the world as he proudly stood between the famous sisters for the cameras.  It’s a miracle he was able to contain himself.

My reader wrote:

My reaction when I heard that Mayor Andre Pierre was giving the key to the city to the Kardashian sisters was nothing nothing short of hysterical laughter.  It was soon followed by disgust when I thought of how ridiculous and embarrassing the whole thing was.  Well, it looks as though I wasn’t alone in my sentiments.  I understand that it can be hard for some people to understand when something is just “wrong”. It’s not easy explaining why the fork goes on the left, why you don’t wear plaid with stripes, why you shouldn’t chew with your mouth open.  All of those things are wrong, but difficult to qualify exactly WHY.  You either get it or you don’t.  Obviously Mayor Pierre just doesn’t get why giving these bimbos the key is plain wrong and stupid.

DJ Big Lips of “Power 96” sure gets it!  I had no idea who he was, but hopefully lots and lots of people who listen to this station do know of him.  According to his website, Mr. Big Lips “calls out people who are not right” and tells them, “U SHOULD’VE DIED WHEN U WAS A BABY!”

OUCH! 

It doesn’t get more vicious than that!

This morning at 8:20, Big Lips called out none other than Hizzoner by starting out “When you are in the public eye and have done great and positive things to influence the community…” and ends up giving him hell for giving the city’s Keys to the Kardashians!

Mr. Lips gave a scathing review that I will not repeat on this family website, but it’s really worth listening to if you can handle it.  Simply click the arrow to the right of the speaker on his website, and hear Mr. Lips go on and on for two and a half minutes on Pierre and his latest act of stupidity.

And he has no absolutely problem telling North Miami’s Honorable Pee-Air all the reasons why.

Just how irreverent is Big Lips?  One line that stood out was (AND PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT THE MESSENGER!), “You know it’s bad when Haitians say ‘there goes the neighborhood.’”

Oh yeah, I’d say he is damn irreverent.

He wraps up his rant by telling good old Andre, “U SHOULD’VE DIED WHEN U WAS A BABY!  FOOL!”

OUCH!

That was positively BRUTAL!

Don’t look at me.  It wasn’t me.  I only listen to country music.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”