Month: October 2012
Giving Away the Farm
As I’ve mentioned a few times, North Miami Beach is woefully behind the times in terms of technology. While former-former-former mayor Jeffrey Mishcon occupied the mayoral seat, he refused to keep up with the times…
What’s in your water?
Out of curiosity, have you ever asked yourself where your tap water comes from? You’re probably thinking, “Yeah, I wonder about that all the time.” Well, in case you’re one of the rare few who…
Where’s Nancy?
Remember, folks. You heard it first on VotersOpinion.com. Now the Miami Herald’s Tallahassee Bureau picked up the story of the Queen on the Lam. Earlier today, Leon County Judge Charles Francis issued an arrest order…
Just in time for Homecoming – The King and Queen of North Miami
What’s a little felony indictment among friends? According to mayor Andre Pierre, a/k/a The King of North Miami, it’s a “nonissue.” Miami New Times reporter Jon Tayler just published his latest column on the city’s…
Slumming it with the Kardashians
For weeks now I’ve been hearing and reading the news that the City of Miami Beach refused to rent a house to the Kardashian sisters, who are in town to film whatever it is they…
The Saga Continues…
In a brand new article hot off the Miami Herald’s presses, North Miami rejects measures aimed at absentee ballot fraud, the indisputably most corrupt mayor in all of Miami-Dade County, Andre Pierre categorically stated, “We…
Andre Pierre’s Last Stand?
Are handcuffs in North Miami mayor Andre Pierre’s future? We can only hope. As Miami Herald reporter Nadege Green just published, North Miami Mayor Andre Pierre’s bus bench ads prompt investigation, Hizzoner is under the…
North Miami’s Sidewalk-Gate
As I reported in North Miami Flush Fund, the city just paid over $99,000.00 to a company called IMECO, Inc. to clean three blocks of sidewalks. Yes. They did. Strange, but true. At its Regular…
The Party Crashers of NMB
Some people never learn that it’s not nice to show up uninvited. North Miami Beach councilman Frantz Pierre obviously was never taught that lesson. He thinks nothing of bringing his “entourage” to events and crashing…
Rare artifacts uncovered decades after Hurricane Frantz
February 28, 2036 MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fl. (FPI) – Archaeologists from the University of Miami have made a startling discovery in an area of Miami-Dade County once known as the City of North Miami Beach. Several…
