Month: September 2012
“Teacher” Carline: The Art of the Scam
NOTE: Also translated below in French for my Haitian readers. In Washington it’s called “pork.” Politicians go to Congress and enact legislation that includes funding for stuff that will benefit their respective states or districts,…
The Screwing of the Electorate Continues
NOTE: Also published in French below for my Haitian readers. It’s finally coming to light that there are ballot brokers outside of Hialeah. Those of us who vote in North Miami and North Miami Beach…
The Phyllis Smith Comedy Hour
Every once in a while I have to do a fluff piece for comic relief. There’s no better piece of fluff in North Miami Beach than our own councilwoman Phyllis “Bumble Bee” Smith. With her…
We’re All Disenfranchised Now
In an Amended Complaint that was filed today in the Second Judicial Circuit in and for Leon County, Florida, State Representative John Patrick Julien is alleging absentee ballot voter fraud regarding the election of August…
Myron’s Big (House) Adventure
Now that I’ve had time to finish my lunch (I was a good girl, I ended up eating the salad instead of chocolate), I had time to really review the press release about Myron Rosner’s…
ARRESTED!
BREAKING FREAKING NEWS: The Miami-Dade County State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle has issued an ARREST WARRANT for former North Miami Beach mayor MYRON JOEL ROSNER! He is being charged with: 2 counts Unlawful Compensation or…
The Rocket Scientists of Miami-Dade County
In an incredibly stupid move, the Miami-Dade County Commission voted for something they actually think will “curtail voter fraud.” According to The Miami Herald, the Miami-Dade Commission votes to provide prepaid return postage for absentee…
EX-Mayor Douchenozzle Strikes Out
Time for some Myron News to take our minds off the mishegas in the Middle East. As I reported in June of 2011, North Miami Beach EX-mayor Myron Rosner filed a complaint with the Florida…
Ninja Robbers Caught!
It’s a bad day to be a Ninja in South Florida. Since May of this year, two men dressed as Ninjas have been robbing convenience stores and gas stations in North Miami Beach and North…
iPhones and iDiots
First a word about iPhones. Believe it or not, I had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the computer age. In the last ten years I have gone from swearing I will never give…
