Month: March 2012
The Mystery Man of NMB
L’il Frantzie P envisions himself as a Man of Mystery. He struts his zoot suited self around town like he’s hot stuff. He’s actually quite comical. And I have a feeling he’s in for a…
The Frantz Files
My favorite television show of all time was The X-Files. For the entire nine year season I watched that show religiously every week, and I made sure I recorded it if I was going to…
The Uleta Seven
I came across an interesting essay by a John Duncan, which states that, “The most misquoted verse in the Bible is probably Matthew 7:1, “Judge not that ye be not judged.” The author goes on…
NMBPD Press Release
Press Release – Press Release – Press Release – Press Release City of North Miami Beach Police Department Media Relations Office 16901 NE 19th Avenue North Miami Beach, FL 33162 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Larry…
Frantzie’s Choice
North Miami Beach councilman Frantz Pierre (a/k/a L’il Frantzie P) is in a bit of a pickle. He either has to accept responsibility for violating the city’s building code by having too many people reside…
BISCAYNE LANDINGS BLUES, A Comedy in 3 Acts
Folks, I’m telling ya. You can’t make this stuff up. It’s life imitating art imitating life. Here is my critique of the show: Act 1 – The Art of the Deal The latest scandal in…
Participation Trophies
Two of my kids played Little League baseball since they were big enough to swing a bat. Every year at the end of the season they each received a trophy. If they happened to be…
Slush Fund Baby
Question of the Day: Is it legal for a local municipality to establish and run a charitable organization? I’ve googled the hell out of that question every which way and can’t find an answer. I…
Press Release from Rep. John Patrick Julien
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE March 9, 2012 CONTACT: Office of Rep. Julien (850) 488-7088 Legislature Approves Bill By Rep. Julien To Compensate Rachel Hoffman’s Family TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Today, the Florida Senate gave final approval to…
Queen for a Day
If I Ruled the World… Dwight Yoakam would be a member of MY fan club. So would Peyton Manning. Oh, and yeah, I’d declare World Peace. And reforest Haiti. But, for starters, I’d fix what’s…